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Good Day Everyone! My name is Milo I am sick right now and experiencing severe blood loss. My mom and dad took me to vet and bought all meds prescribed. After 30 hours of observation, my nose is still bleeding. My furparents took me to the Vet again and requested a blood test which we found out that what I have is Blood parasite. My platelet count is now below 50, take note my nose is still bleeding so the Vet highly recommend for me to undergo to a blood transfusion which is extremely expensive. It could cost 12k-15k. My furparents can’t afford it right now since they spent almost 8k for my vet fee and other meds in just a day. Doc said that this is my best shot I hope you can help me with my blood transfusion fee. I still want to live, I’m fighting so hard! I love my furparents so much and wanted to spend more memories with them.

Any amount will do. 

Please pray for me too! Thank you in advance.

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so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

Steel Ball Run

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

And that’s the way to do it.

Kings

I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record

I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:

Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.

The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.

It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.

The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?

I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.

Zillow house listings

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.

@margoteve @followmetoyourdoom

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!

@theosartisticthematics

I love love love everything about this

@dserpentes

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

@leaking-fountain-pen

FINALLY GOOD WEREWOLF CONTENT

@jellymadebutler This is 1000% the Wolf Pack

Omg 1000%!!! I love all of these!

I'm back, bitches

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

for @swashbucklery, who wrote me longboarder kara fic

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

NOW it’s serious

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

...what

This is already going wild places Im-

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

You know who I feel bad for? THE FRIENDS.

Like imagine you know this couple and they're kinda weird but hey you're friends and it ain't like you aren't weird yourself.

And then one day one of them shows up as an elf. And the other one, naruto. And it's INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS that they're playing some sort of mind game or power game with each other.

Like. If these friends didn't just be like "actually I have to go home right now bye" then they’re better people than I.

Okay okay my god okay okay

First NOW it's spiraling? Now, buddy? You think it's getting out of hand NOW????

Second, break up or act like adults. Sorry, you're both in your 20s? You two need to sit down and have a conversation about this, and moreso about your communication problems. And the mind games clearly being played here.

Doing what she's doing is going to solve what, exactly? This IS petty and ultimately causing more problems than it's solving. To say nothing of what might be going on with her.

Tbh, no. It isn't salvageable. Good luck OP.

Oh my goodness, there was MORE.

Throw the whole relationship away, fuckssakes...

Happy Lesbian day of visibility to all lesbians but especially trans/nonbinary lesbians and lesbians of colour ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 

Honestly danny phantom would be the perfect candidate for a cartoon like she-ra where like 20 years in the future it gets a reboot that realizes the concept to its full potential and has more overtly queer themes this time. That's my dream anyway

We could probably get it sooner if we kill Butch Hartman.

lets talk about it

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Good news:

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

starting over

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