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Can someone please post 'its cold out imma wear my jamas' pitbull meme

Have to do everything myself!!!!!

an important update on the jamas situation

when hayley williams said “and the salt in my wounds isn’t burning any more than it used to it’s not that i don’t feel the pain it’s just i’m not afraid of hurting anymore, and the blood in these veins isn’t pumping any less than it ever has and that’s the hope i have the only thing i know that’s keeping me alive”

yes thank you i would love to overshare to gay strangers on the internet

can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol

so many people misunderstand this post, I don’t mean your dream job I mean what job do you have inside your head? like in your imaginary world you’ve created

been having feelings about gardening lately 🌱

{ prints etc. are on redbubble and society6! }

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Elephant Teapot // LolaGoldstein

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

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Paolo Sebastian | Once Upon a Dream

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

same energy

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bless y’all

bonus:

The Illustrated Guide to Cacti and Indoor Plants, B.Schonfelder and W.J. Fischer, 1972