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I got a 58. Smh “had your butt cheeks fondled”

LMFAO i know right. also i feel like beastiality and incest shouldnt have the same point value as holding hands. anyways i got a 65

38 I’m square

79..

29 :-) for serious though someone save me from my life of sin.

84 lm a o

i got a 22 ahshsjhsjhs

31.

@weirdmageddon @danidery @jazz-min @archervale I hate you all for making me do more of this…

@brighteronthesunnyside

RIP Don Rickles

I give up. I fucking give UP. CNN IS PRAISING A STATUE FOR FUCKING STANDING STILL. FUCK YOU CNN I GIVE UP IM KILLING MYSELF.

This is actually pretty funny.

This will never not be funny and worth reblogging.

“Brave statue doesn’t move in the face of snow, not like those other weaker statues than need to be brought in when it gets chilly” This is too funny to be real

She’s a strong independent statue.

The Bull does the exact same thing since 1989. It’s being a brave statue that wouldn’t move even in the face of snow. But it’s not wearing a skirt so to CNN that’s not very praiseworthy I guess.

Lmao

Girls who say things like “umm straight girls? have u considered girls. guys r ugly potatoes” are the lesbian version of Nice Guys™

creepy-ass lesbian: have u considered girls? guys r ugly potatoes

me, a bisexual: no fuck off

lesbian: have you ever tried loving women in a society where the default is being straight and its all youve known all your life because its whats acceptable and ‘normal’ ?

these people: ugh fucking disgusting dykes, theyre just like creepy ass sexual-harassers and i am so woke for realizing that lesbians are basically straight men

@ness-paula @ifihadanocelot why do you guys hate lesbians so much??? 

I don’t.

I hate creepy lesbians as much as I hate any other kind of creep.

Newsflash: lesbians are humans too and equally capable of being pieces of shit.

They’re just as capable of being creepy jerkasses.

Political lesbians are the worst.

do you ever sometimes cringe so fucking hard at an anti because what they said sounded so fucking stupid you actually feel bad for them?

Personally, I think the dumbest thing any anti-shipper has ever said is: “aging up characters in smut is the same thing as pedophiles waiting for their victim to turn 18″

These people have zero self-awareness.

((To be fair, “corrective shipping” was a pretty stupid thing to say too, but I think this one took the cake))

I will never understand how waiting until they’re 18 and can legally make a decision for themselves is the same as fucking them while they’re underage. 

Like everyone turns 18 at some point?

Don't ship anyone ever cuz at one point they were a child and children can't consent!

like i honestly really miss the early days of internet fandom when discourse over shipping wasn’t a fucking thing. i grew up in that time period, i was raised on the mantra “don’t like, don’t read,” and so were millions of other people.

guess what, we turned out fine, reading/writing/being exposed to problematic ships didn’t turn us into rapists and murderers, that’s not how it works. we were (and still are) perfectly capable of distinguishing between actual abusers/criminals and regular people who had a firm grasp on fiction vs. reality.

y’all have just kind of. made up. this idea that consuming/creating odd or problematic content makes someone a bad person and will slowly rot their mind over time. that’s 100% made up. like. it’s not a real thing, guys. it wasn’t even a fake thing when i was growing up (although people did make the same argument against violent media around that time), it wasn’t any kind of thing. no one gave a fuck what you shipped unless it was their notp, then maybe they might start a shipping war over which ship was superior (or just send you a nasty message).

shipping wasn’t some weird battle of moral superiority, it was just fiction. it’s still just fiction, only now y’all are dead set on ruining it for everyone.

bonus round: we grew up on sites that didn’t offer nearly as many ways to protect oneself from triggering content or content one deemed unsavory. we had tags/content warnings on fanfic sites and that’s about it.

I’m going to blame the twilight movies with their are you Hashtag Team Edward or Hashtag Team Jacob! Did it happen before? Probably. But that's not going to stop me blaming those movies

I hadn’t seen a Gurren Lagann version yet, so I needed to fix that.

A twist: A flying type Alolan Diglett, but you can see only its bottom while its face is covered by clouds as it floats

someone please draw this

done!

Undo this now

This picture has a refreshing energy

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

Well it was working fine til he fucked his sister

Why I’m tired of focusing on race: a thinkpiece that’ll lose all my followers. (Read Me Please)

I feel like a lot of black people on here hyper-focus on race to the point where any time there is a positive post about something a black person does, the comments are always “this wont be news.” “watch a white man take credit.” “this won’t get notes.” 

We talk about the negative aspects of being black SO MUCH that its created this mentality where a lot of us interject a seed of racsim into everything.

All you guys do is:

There is a post about a black woman who developed a CURE FOR CANCER, and literally the second comment is “a white man will take credit.” 

All you want to do is be negative, to the point where any time there is something positive– you have to shit on it. It’s like you WANT to feel worthless and want everybody else to feel the same way; but in the same breath talk about how we need to “uplift” black people and black girls in particular when you’re the main ones constantly going off about how horrible it is to be black.

There is a line between bringing awareness to issues and creating a circle jerk of misery. And I honestly feel like the latter is what we have here on tumblr.

Yes there is a lot of pain to unpack that comes with how black people are treated. And everybody needs to vent and unpack it and be honest about how they feel. And its not a one-time thing. And its not a “ok now im done forever and I love myself!! :]” thing. It’s a constant journey. 

I’m saying that if the first thing you have to do is find a seed of pain in a moment of joy and bring it up every chance you get, then you need to think about why you’re like this. 

I. Want. To. Be. Happy. 

I am a 25 year old gay/bi black man with severe depression, anxiety, and host of problems I can’t solve. It took me so long to get to the point where I’ve started to like who I am even a little bit. And I don’t like myself nearly as much as a healthy person needs to, because the world makes it hard but some of y’all make it even harder.

I want to love my skin. I want to love my hair and my big ass nose. I want to love where I come from and where I’m going. I want to love my history, my culture, and the little stamp on my driver’s license that says “BLK” next to race even if the world tells me I shouldn’t. I don’t want to want or need acceptance from society or anybody else. I want to walk out the door and not feel like I am a lesser person than anybody I pass on the street. 

And y’all make that. So. Fucking. Hard. With your negative ass comments and the circle jerk of misery.

I’m to the point where I legitimately feel like if anti blackness was “over” tomorrow literally half of you wouldn’t know what to do anymore. All you want to do is talk about white people, talk about the horrible things people have done to us since we got here, talk about what you can’t have and wont have but should have; but then shake your head and say “black is beautiful, love yourself #blackgirlmagic !!” and post some dark-skinned kid in a sundress like you didn’t just spend 3 hours reblogging pictures of us swinging from trees, college kids in blackface, and somebody else who got shot by the cops. 

If you want black kids and black people in general to feel good about themselves, then you need to actually create a positive culture where misery-porn isn’t at the front and center.

You can’t talk about how horrible it is to be black from sunup to sundown then lay in bed at night and wonder why self-hate is such a big problem. 

And I’m not talking about any people in particular here. If you follow me, then you should know by now that I call out any problem I see. And I’m not trying to be dismissive of these problems, I’m really honest to God not. But I’ve been on this website since 2012 and I feel confident in saying that a lot of you just don’t know how to let anybody be happy. Including yourselves.

Peace & Blessings. 

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