this account is pretty old and has a lot of sideblogs I no longer use but don't want to nuke- so follow me @h0neymice please! i won't be using this account anymore :^)

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

this is maybe the funniest possible tag to have left on a mp100 post

Kings of Sorts is a fantasy/sci-fi comic about the struggle to remain kind in an unkind world.

A naive misfit gets trapped in the clutches of a king and his conspirators while trying to save the life of someone he barely knows.

635 pages free to read at kingsofsorts.com

ep 11 starting December 24th?? 🤔🤔

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

Exclusive footage of season 4:

as an artist that hates the like/reblog ratio on tumblr when it comes to art i promise you, on my life, that when people like your art they are not doing it out of a place of genuine malice. i have no idea what would make you decide that

“when people like and don’t reblog it’s like they’re saying ‘fuck you’” no. they probably just like the drawing but don’t know what it is or don’t want it on their blog. please be fucking for real

the realest Discworld reading order is simply 'whatever the hell the local library has available, in whatever order it becomes available'

I'm in TJ Max with full skull facepaint on cause I didn't feel like taking it off and a child is following me. Not saying anything just following me

apprentice acquired

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck