Fluff, Stuff, and What the heck?

this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful

everything is temporary

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i wanted to know what the most popular fic on the entire ao3 site was, if you sorted by kudos. this was it. it has 18,627.

“so what if that book had a bad movie adaptation? it’s impossible to make a completely satisfying movie version of a book, stop complaining!”

Wasn’t he fat tho

They considered letting Shia Lebeouf put on pounds before the filming, and lose them throughout the film, but that would have been extremely unhealthy, especially for an actor his age, so they decided to cut that aspect out.

for once i respect directors

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

there gets to a point in poking fun at someone (John Green) where it goes from being joking and funny (like putting his name on that Steve Buscemi screencap with the “how are you my fellow teens” caption) to being just fucking disrespectful and awful (likening him to a child abuser, also a bunch of shit I see about him like every day on this site) which is honestly one of the things that pisses me off about this website, where over time the criticism of Green has gotten more and more out of line, when, as celebrities go, he puts in more effort to be charitable, understanding, self-aware, and socially conscious than anyone I know of.

I’ve kept quiet about this for a while but since he basically just said he can’t associate with/be a part of the tumblr community anymore I felt like I had to say something. You can criticize his work, you can acknowledge that he’s said a problematic thing or two in the past, but Jesus Christ. Sometimes this site has a mob mentality that genuinely scares me.

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Osiris and Riff Ratt 

Osiris is a 3-year-old Dutch Shepherd mix. Riff Ratt is a 3-month-old fancy rat. They live in Chicago and they’re BFFs.

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IDK guys, I’m just not here for people ragging on Albus Dumbledore for being a human being with flaws and imperfections instead of an omniscient all-wise mentor like Gandalf the literal angel.

Like, there’s this post going around condemning Dumbledore for leaving Sirius in Azkaban which is...

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like

BLACK WIDOW AND MARVEL FANS

READ THIS. READ THIS RIGHT NOW.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

ZOMFG, THERE’S FINALLY GONNA BE A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE!!! IT’S REAL!!! THEY HEARD US!!!! THEY’RE DOING IT!!! LET US REJOICE!!!!

Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2

and they have the gall to ask her about her diet

“Scarlett, can you tell us about your diet for this part?” “Yes, of course. I ate 3 sexist interviewers like you everyday.”

The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]

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HELLO FAST CAT I AM YOUR DESIGNATED DOG FRIEND

Opponents would literally attempt to kidnap each other’s goats in an effort to upset the horse and cause them to lose the race. [x]

“Except that they use a goat. “

I have a weird derailing question. Is this the origin of the idiom about getting someone’s goat?

As a matter of fact, it is!

ok but 21st century vampires