Not happy, is he? #John Farrow, #Father Effin’ Christmas

A Look Through The Archives...

For Christmases past.

Here’s one of @abjectadmirer‘s from 2014.

😂 🤣

Merry Christmas, old friends 🎄

Behind the scenes during filming of Foyle's War. 🎬 Michael Kitchen

Love this!

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website

“It’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.” 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

Speaking of weird illustrations

These explanations seem as good as any, I s’pose.

"Michael Kitchen in Sunnyside Farm"

From 2019 race. This year’s result? 9th place - great improvement.

A man intent on his sails.

Love these! 🥰 It’s been HOW LONG since I’ve been on Tumblr??? I’ve forgotten how to use this bloody site! Long time no see, @flybybee. Hope all is well with y’all in the mountains.

Making collages instead of ironing………😍

Looking at collages instead of working……

And kissing gifs……

Beautiful indeed.

Mm-hmm.

Brightly staying dry.

Michael Kitchen and Anthony Howell

Indeed.

And I love the open collar 🥰

I’ve posted these behind-the-scenes photos before, but some of the new people may not have seen them. So, here they are again. Hope that’s alright 😊

Hangin’ out, havin’ some fun on the set.

I gave fair warning to britishdetectives.  She said the “s” word when she meant the “b” word.

What does she get? Hmmm?

Casual Friday? Hah!.

(apologies to Tim Curry, Rocky Horror and Moviestore Collection/REX)

Time for a reblog of MK “in suspenders”, in view of recent reblog by steviecat123. ;o)

… and here he is in braces.

I prefer the gif of MK in braces, LOL. Don’t think I ever thanked you properly for that, AA. *rolls eyes*

We had fun with the “braces v. suspenders” thing a long, long time ago.

But “Kitchen Braces“ might be fun, too 😃

Baby Kitchen vs. Grown-Up Kitchen Chair-Sitting Techniques

(I could watch that man sit down and stand up all day long, at any age.)

And me

Well then, you are someone after my own heart 😊

Nobody Does Sitting Better

Nineteen gifs to prove it; the first two don’t count. You’ve probably seen them all before, but what are a few repeats among friends? Sorry to make you scroll through all that Kitchen, but I’ve seen worse mega-posts. What a pity I can’t do that space-saving thing that @flybybee does where she added four stills to one frame. She’s such a clever girl and it would’ve shortened this post considerably.

But, alas, I am not that good with Photoshop yet. And it’s a bit more work with .gif files, or so it would seem. Figures! I just haven’t got the hang of it yet. In the meantime, you’ll have to look at them full-sized.

Just keep soldiering on…😏

Love that Foyle adjustment….😍

Ooooh yes….the sitting.

And the adjusting…..

All this sitting must find a chair

I love it when old posts find new life!

Henry Kent in soft, cozy flannel.

🔥  🔥  🔥

More Henry is ALWAYS welcome!

Especially in soft, cozy flannel...

Our first introduction to Smiley Face and Early Bird

Michael Kitchen and Miranda Richardson in “Ball-Trap on the Cote Sauvage”

What a scowl that Smiley has.

@rhonlor 😀

These are so well done, I honestly cannot think of a thing to add.

“Ball-Trap” is old, and the footage we have is pretty low-quality. So, it can be difficult to get vibrant, sharp images. But imho, @flybybee has done a great job 👏🏼

Courtesy of S.G

Mmmmm, luuuuuuvly 😍

Couldn’t have said it better myself.