someone said “i have a story idea. humans can live forever but that’s a backdrop. three satellites gain sentience. they love football. this will fuck you up for years.”
Masterpost
(first image additions by @therealshootingstar )
“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”
“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.
Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”
“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”
“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “
“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”
“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”
gerrymander -> gerrymeleon -> gerryzard
gerrymander -> gerrymeleon -> gerryzard
nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha
nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha
Bard: I’m going to cast Detect Thoughts.
Rogue: The only thot here is you…
my esteemed rival,
my beloved nemesis,
dearly detested,
the homestucks ruined me
It’s missing my favorite incarnation: