anything and everything.

One pig

Horgsville

me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!

cat: *fucking books it*

me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

me in a pet store: i’d like to speak with your manager

cashier: what’s the problem?

me: you have ratatollie over there in a cage with no equipment… nothing to cook… you think these are fair living conditions? he lives to cook

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

Nobody wants to work during the weekend, but our society wouldn’t function without those who do. Props to those Saturday afternoon cashiers.

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

Please,,,you can’t leave us hanging like this what’s the name and episode number

season 4, episode 2, you wanna pizza this?

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet