♦ Princesses of Westeros during the War of the Five Kings  + queens

yawn. six pack. whatever. (x)

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

aimless efforts

The Today Show dresses as the Peanuts Gang and it’s the stuff of nightmares

this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

(photos by Allan Dixon / via imgur)

This is so pure.

Literally goes from guard dog to puppy in less than 3 seconds

when you’re stoned and your friend is talking to you and you don’t know what they’re saying but you’re just happy to be there having a good time with your good pal who you love and appreciate and that’s good enough for you

White men are: 

 31% of Americans. 

66% of cops. 

79% of elected prosecutors. 

65% of all elected officials. 

Institutional racism is a fact.

Don’t be fooled by the “Safer Sex in Adult Films Act” – I’m a condom-only performer, and I urge you to vote NO! ❌ This isn’t about condoms. ❌ Claims to solve ‘widespread transmission of STDs associated with making adult films" when there hasn’t been a case of HIV transmission in over 12 years. (Performers are probably the most tested population on the planet; most test every 10-14 days.) ❌ Requires condoms for penis-vagina/anal penetration –even married couples in their own home– regardless if condom is visible in the video. (How they will prove this is anyone’s guess…) 🤔 ❌ Allows any CA resident to SUE producer or performer/producer if they don’t see a condom in the video. (Um…) ❌ If sued, performers/producers are forced to disclose legal name and address - most small performer/producers work out of their homes. Many have stalkers. 😵 ❌ Requires us to register with the *government* for $100. 😳 ❌ Requires us to pay $100 PER VIDEO and register names, STI results to the government. ❌ These costs will impact marginalized workers most. ❌ Will give CA resident incentive to sue by awarding them 25% of our fine! 😡 ❌ Requires producers to pay testing cost for EACH film. (Couples included! Many performers shoot multiple videos a week, which could mean getting tested (paying for one another’s $150-290 STI tests) a daily occurrence.) ❌ Requires producers keep test records for four years. ❌ Individuals can be sued for $70K. 😵 ❌ Does not require those suing to have even purchased the porn in question. 😡 Many lawsuits may come from old pirated porn; companies outside CA may block the state to prevent legal complications. ❌ Many other reasons. TL;DR Doesn’t actually encourage or incentivize condom use. ❌ There’s MORE, but in general it’s bad news all around. Want to see more condoms in porn? Pay for films that feature it, support companies that encourage it, understand it’s our bodies and we know what’s best!! ❌❌❌ #NoProp60 #Prop60 #sexworkerrights #sexwork #pornography #dontharassCA #californiaballot #californiaelection #proposition60 #freespeechcoalition #adultfilmstar #sexualhealth #sexeducation

Prop 60 isn’t about condoms in porn, it’s about harassing workers in the adult industry and driving the industry out of state or underground. California voters, PLEASE Vote No on Prop 60!

Alek Wek, Givenchy by Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 1997 Haute Couture

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

“McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The french fries had a plan / The french fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the french fries had a plan / The french fries had a plan / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s / I know them french fries have a plan / I know them french fries have a plan / The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the french fries plan / I always knew them french fries was evil, man / Smelling all good and s–t / I don’t trust no food that smells that good man / I don’t trust it / I just can’t / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s, damn / Them french fries look good tho / I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them french fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.”