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Blow Off the Dust - Quintessential Deck Ideas!

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since I updated this blog! Lots of life stuff had been going on and it made managing CAA very hard, so I had to put it down for some time.

To kickstart this blog back into ignition, I am opening the submit box for some juicy new card ideas for the brand-spanking-new album Quintessential!

HERE is the submit box, so feel free to toss in your ideas!

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Cardcast Update

After many months of inactivity, I’d like to post an update.

I’ll be transferring the Cardcast deck to an updated account on the Cardcast website. I noticed that the Cardcast username and the Facebook account used to sign in are either outdated, no longer in use, or typed in incorrectly.

In addition to this deck transfer, I will also make “reprint” sets that feature themed SPG decks for a more interesting type of play!

The Cards Against Automatons deck will be unavailable for a short period of time on Cardcast, but will be back up on a new and cleaner account!

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some white cards.

  • The smell of Steve Negrete’s dreads.
  • Anatomically-correct robots.
  • Qwerbop.
  • The littlest Steve.
  • Crolax and Salgexicon slash.
  • A dead brother that isn’t really canonically dead, but everyone knows he’s dead, so he’s pretty much canonically dead.
  • "You’re gonna dance."
  • The Jon, dancing at The Spine’s request for his life source.
  • Not having room in the storage closet for another dead robot sibling.
  • Smelling Steve Negrete’s dreads.
  • Throwing a rose onto the stage and hitting your favorite robot in the face.
  • Paddington Bear.
  • Whatever the fuck Michael Reed is doing with all those videos on his YouTube.

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The Cards Against Automatons Deck is currently under construction.

There will be some improvements made such as:

  • numerical labels for both black and white cards for easier finding
  • various grammar, punctuation, and capitalization corrections
  • new additions to the list
  • general list organization

The CardCast version of the deck will be renewed shortly after renewing the list on the blog. I ask that people refrain from using the CardCast deck until further notice.

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100+ Follower Special!

Recently, this blog hit over 100 followers. Over the past 10 months, the fandom has come together to submit over 200 card ideas for the SPG fan expansion!

As a little milestone gift, I have two special announcements. And they're pretty big ones as well, so buckle up!

ANNOUNCEMENT #1
The long-age question will finally be answered! Who is the mysterious bloke running this blog?
I've been saving this moment for a milestone, and it's finally here. The one behind the grand scheme is none other than Tumblr user thefeltfan6! Yup, I've been concealing myself in the shadows for the past 10 months, and the time to come out into the light!

Let's not forget the best announcement for last:

ANNOUNCEMENT #2
Cards Against Automatons is now live on CardCast!
If you all know about Pretend You're Xyzzy, then perfect! If you don't know, Pretend You're Xyzzy is an online version of everyone's favorite card game, Cards Against Humanity.
Recently, the creator of this platform has made CardCast integration possible so that you can use whatever custom deck you want. By having the Cards Against Automatons expansion on CardCast, it's now possible to use this deck in your game!
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ok i think i'm done now sorry for flooding you i wrote them as i thought of them i should have written them down first sorry >_

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Naw it’s ok! All submissions are published and added to the list, so if you ever need to find something, they’re on this blog!

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enjoy.

  • The shocking realization that the girl you had a war over is a lesbian.
  • A school full of just lesbians.
  • A robot lesbian.
  • The Spine’s sexuality.
  • A robot dong with a mustache.
  • Hatchworth’s nipplestaches.
  • Opening up your chest cavity.
  • Gorilla warfare, but with actual giant copper gorillas.
  • The harmonies in bleak horizon.
  • #Samtheboy
  • #Carlislethedog
  • A taller, whiter David Michael Bennett.
  • A bigger, blacker Spine.

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hello! I submitted some black cards a while ago and u recently added them to the deck, but I realized I made a mistake in one of the bands name: the card was something like how did hatchy get rid of sam hears wHEN ITS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SAM LUKE. IDKY I PUT SAM HEARS (I know that his username for a lot of things) SO I DERPED REAL BAD and was hoping there was some way to fix it. Sorry for the issue! I KNOW his name is sam luke so sweet lard why did I put sam hears

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It’s perfectly fine! Thank you for pointing that out!

I’ll fix it up right now.

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These are all black cards! :D Feel free to use one, a few or all of them! "Hi. Im the Spine.  And I was built with a titanium-alloy ____" "What we now need is something different.  What we all  need is a ____" "Composed of _____. Forged in _____" "What lives under The Jon’s hat?" "What did Hatchworth use to get ‘rid’ of Sam Hears?" "We’re gonna start the show. I’d like you all to know, you need to cover your ______ please, please!" "You will always see flying ______’s in Kazooland" "The Spine’s favorite pastime is __________" "The cutest SPG ship is _______" "The Spine sometimes _______ to pretend to be more human" These are just a few ideas I have, but I might come up with more! Yay SPG!!

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