hip young beamslingers only!

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hoppy thonksgiving

Crystal Tumblers and Decanters Glint in the Sun in Photorealistic Embroideries by Lucy Simpson

Eid Mubarak to all you lovely humans celebrating. May your days be filled with all the love and happiness that you deserve ☾☀︎︎❣︎

In the club

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

god i fucking love venn diagrams 

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT

Giant Plush Moth // Janin Creatures on Etsy

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m ravenous. I’m feral. I am drawn to this figure like a moth to a god damn FLAME! My eyes are zeroed on the shorts like hello???

The attention to detail… those tight ass shorts squeezing and molding around him.. looks girthy. 👁️ Titties sitting loud and proud. Nipples out. The veinssss in the legs I am…. Love how Goku is so casually laid back just presenting his goods to the world. Strings on his shorts ain’t even fully tied he’s ready for WHATEVER 🥴 I am beside myself with this. Honestly pretty shocked and a little disappointed they don’t have a naked version cause Goku just begging to have his dick out I mean look. I need more disposable income so I can buy figures like this and do a FULL REVIEW. It just looks sooooooo 🥰 there are so so many benefits to getting into DBZ and sexy BIG as fuck men is one of them. Gonna be thinking about this for a long long time…

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

every moment of this was baffling and jaw-dropping. truly, this is tumblr discourse at its peak

Didnt this person also argue that the dude they were mpregging wouldnt get an abortion because its bad

It comes with being anointed

i love language and i love this term so much

the source is here, and the original JPN post is here

it's a very good post about the author, a Japanese artist, dealing with harassment from western antis over OMORI fanart, and learning about "proship" discourse, written as an informative piece for others to learn from, and as a warning of how to deal with potential harassers

it also sometimes hits raw as fuck like here

we are adopting this term immediately.