"Can I Skyrim up this?"

A common verb used as a unit of measurement of a players ability to climb up shit in games.

Lol I’ll hand my essay in today, thinking “At least I didn’t fuck up as bad as the Oscars 2017″

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

me: accidentally writes “team free well”

me: WELL then

TEAM FREE WILL

TEAM FREE WELL

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

*sips her tea*

That’s what I said

oh no

It’s funny how there’s still ‘pee-oh-see‘ (let that phrase fucking die) characters in Disney movies who ARE HUMAN FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FILM

But hey, you wanna know who else wasn’t human for the majority of their movie?

CAPTAIN WHITEBOY MCFURRY HERE

TRANSFORMATION IS A PLOT POINT OLDER THAN FICTION ITSELF

IT’S NOT RACIST.

GET OVER IT.

GO OUTSIDE.

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

My President Is Black

Reblog while it’s still true

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

My boy !

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

My President also has dignity, class, and deserves respect. Say it while we still can!

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

OH MY GOD

BPD: THEY! DONT! LOVE! YOU!

Me: I don’t know, they’ve always said they do-

BPD, hitting me on the head with a rolled up magazine: THEY! ARE! LYING!

has this been done yet

Do you ever meet that one character in a game and you just know instantly.

Yes you’re going to be the one to fuck me over

Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi-

My game:

the fact that this person edited the gif to lag

…bye

Sweet, free printer

chaotic neutral