A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

Handler of Hearts

Word Count: 2194 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Sometimes, the hunter becomes the hunted. Sometimes, the handler becomes the one who needs help. And sometimes, love can blossom in the most unexpected of places. A Monster Hunter World AU.

“You shouldn’t be so reckless all the time.”

Genji glanced sideward at the lady speaking from behind him before focusing back upon sharpening his blade. A slain Kestodon laid nearby, already starting to be surrounded by Revoltures looking to feast on the leftovers. He had already carved out some raw meat, not especially expensive or worthwhile but definitely a filling meal should he ever cook it.

“I’m fine, Handler. You think they’d send me out here all along if I wasn’t capable of handling myself.”

Angela looked over at him with a frown, her hand busy petting his companion. “Not you. I’m talking to your Palico. I can’t believe you’d drag the handsome fellow out to a dirty place like this.” She smiled back at the cat, who was grooming himself after the slight kerfuffle and meowing happily at being petted meanwhile.

Genji looked back at her as if to respond but ultimately decided to just roll his eyes with a sigh and finished up his sharpening, inspect his longsword afterward before tucking away the whetstone.

“Well, let’s get this over with then. Only a few more Kestodons to take care of before our assignment is complete.” Angela nodded as she stood up, brushing her knee to slightly clear off the dirt. They had been partnered up by the Commission, coming here together to the new world. Genji was not a very social type, with a background that she knew little about.

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took a slight break from commissions to draw my main in her new skin. its my fav so far, thank u blizzard back to commissions i go 

Eleanor saying goodbye to Chidi

I decided to paint mercy in a medieval-crusader inspired skin! It took over a week to make, but I am quite pleased with the results and I learned a lot!

Check out my Instagram for more art! > https://www.instagram.com/bluemist_72/

Reblog this every time XD

IM WHEEZING

GOODBYE.

how could you leave out the most obvious

THIS POST IS RAELLY PISSIN ME OFF LKFADGJDGIO

How have I been so blind

don’t know if anyone else has added this but…

how can you miss the most obvious comparison

holy shit

how could you leave out eggman

What the absolute shit

Wake up America

OH GOOD LORD

@kidkendoll

GOD TIER POST

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

I made this sign to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline, but I guess its relevant again.

Donate to the link above yall!

Fucking spread this like wildfire.

rb to have ur blog signed by queen

Christian Soriano is bae

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I’m buying a castle.

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

please stop abusing your priveleges

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

VICTOR’S SECRET JFC

Obviously reblogging for nip noops and peenors.

YES. MAKE IT. NOW.

Looks like im taking knitting back up .Any one want to go halves in the business?

Victor’s Secret😂😂

Reblogging for ‘titty sling’

I just want Victor’s Secret to be a thing.

*snickers* penor…

snickers + penor = snickenor.

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I bought myself a cacti and its name is Patrick

so i figured out this really easy trick a while ago and i needed to share it with yall

im sure this has already been done or figured out before but i haven’t seen a lot of blood tutorials using this technique so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like