Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?
the ideal date is coming over to my house and staring at my wolf figurines in complete silence. if you touch any of them the date is over
Men need to normalize having friendships with women without a sexual or romantic foundation. Some women are just really cool people to know, regardless of your attraction to them.
If this aint the most ignorant shit
I mean
I literally have no words
Also dark skin looks great with literally any saturated color on earth. People stay reaching. Dislocating their shoulders and shit.
Don’t play yourself.
I WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THIS FOOL!! I WANT TO EMBARRASS THEM PUBLICLY!!!
We did it. We’re finally free.
i made a thing
I made some additions
Good additions
fun fact: painters back then painted yellow fruits (most often lemons/other citrus fruits) to show off their skills. yellow is one of the most difficult colors to shade for with paint, so it showed off their skill in mixing colors. oftentimes, when theres a PEELED yellow fruit, the peel is way longer than it should be, too, just because the painters wanted to flex on people.
for example:
if you put the peel back on the lemon in your mind, you’ll find its way too long. this is genuinely just bc this painter in 1643 wanted to flex his painting skills
idk why im saying this its just a neat fact
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
The scream always takes me out 🤣
Glass of Supervicious Fluid
a fine vintage
Take a fucking sip babes
I like how super cruel this fluid is
I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since
Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went
How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?
Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested