so stressed and anxious n have nobody to talk to bc one bestie in cali and the other no Internet and am in foreign country aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
staying in a cute place on top of a bakery in a tiny village by the sea and am very happy but everyone else is not and now I'm anxious tbh ugh
there’s no way to get them off other than to use their respective keys
I present you… Sanji’s dAD
im actually screaming because I was playing lucio and this reaper ran for a health pack at ilios and I PUSHED HIM off and he started typing mean stuff so I DID IT AGAI N AND AGAIN and got 6 environmental kills all of them were him Oh my gOsdSs
In other news I hope that little shit Yonji is ok
story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”
My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.
I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.
My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now
That last one.
This is too good not to reblog.
I can’t believe our good friend Censorship Candy has returned from the dead
a baby was smiling at me on the train and I smiled back and he was laughing so much everyone started laughing bc contagious aaaa so precious
beat your depression
beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die
small friend!!! very small!
one piece au where everything is the same except sanji wears light-up sketchers
zoro and sanji fighting with water guns like children in one piece opening 19
AU where the UK stays in the EU
Just because you can't get a job doesn't mean you are a failure, you're only a failure if you give up on yourself. Just do whatever makes you happy. I believe in you :)
thank you anon, that’s very sweet of you😘
basically too anxious to get a job, sort myself out etc so im probs just gunna be a failure forever n im really struggling w depression atm, basically everything sucks