sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile

San Fran through Kodak 35mm

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

The John Mulaney quote got me

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

Come buy the the goodest boy’s pumpkins

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

And let’s not forget

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

an icon

‏don’t hurt others just because you’re hurt

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

My masterpiece… is complete.

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

I didn’t want this to end!!!

*clapping*

Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum by afloralfrenzy