a fine dust pinks the sunset.

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

Frog.

Frog, but now in motion.

i literally dont want to hear about anyone's boyfriend this year girl did you start your javascript course or not ✋

little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

[image id: slanted yellow glittering font reading “it’s friday afternoon there goes antigone to be buried alive”. end id]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles

toulouse-lautrec farcille 🕯

everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"