ohgoditstom reblogged
for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin
tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url
Tell me, Will-
