Bothering the beast

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

Is it OK to still consume cum or

no you have to "guzzle" it this year

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

You know who else is being put down?

I'm so sorry muscle man

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

@neonicclover your tag gave me a chuckle because if I was a sensible digital artist you would be right, but Im actually an insane traditional artist who is too used to working without layers, so no. There was never a version with just the F because I did the removing of the original text and addition of my own text all directly onto the original frame layers.

HOWEVER. There is this version that I made by accident which does a bounce loop right before the text appears

F

"tits" is too sharp a word for what it describes

hey wait a minute

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

AUGH FUCK OH GOD

hey guys i h.eard theres a sniper around be careful haha

i am going to do it

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

it a litle bit cold

At least I don't have a tumblr