Tessa

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) dir, Wes Ball.

Joel Osteen (via jscajones)

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

This was deadass cute though 😂

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

MAN YOU AINT BIG PUP- IM YA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY INNDIT NON STYOPPUHGH-

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

How dare they play their own dog like this?

Can we just talk about the fact that it sounds like Andy Dwyer at the end?

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

what’s her sign?

Y’all I’m still shook. He didn’t deserve this

tfw coming home from school ready to chill but being told you gotta do chores

Same

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

Good shit hahahaaa

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the worst feeling is when you feel like you’re annoying the only person you wanna talk to

this was a real show