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we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’
it’s goop!
GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!
nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards
A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.
But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!
room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes
I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual
Idk how people find this old post like once a week but I will say as a closeted 15 year old nothing can describe how much confidence it gave me that everyone agreed with me. That it’s all bullshit. I was so angry and frustrated at the world not taking me seriously, and the thousands and thousands of people reblogging showed me that I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t crazy and heteronormativity is all bullshit. Being queer is as natural as breathing air.
Had an argument a few months ago wherein the other person claimed that saying a kid could be asexual was Sexualizing Children because children shouldn’t be thinking about sex, and so they couldn’t know that they were asexual.
I started identifying as asexual when I was 12, and knew before that that there was a thing other people felt that I didn’t - that’s just when I found the word.
every time i see slur discourse i think about this post
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
avg day on late Web 2.0
which lucky lady gets to be subjected to me behaving like this 24/7 🧍🏻♂️
I'm literally this dad
I love these videos they're all having so much fun
omg this was hilarious 💀
the editing ✨ the acting ✨ the tension build-up ✨ the line delivery ✨ 100/10 video
They just PUT A STICKER ON THE CLEARLY LABELLED USB PORT I'm dying
They just PUT A STICKER ON THE CLEARLY LABELLED USB PORT I'm dying
this is what i was trying to make btw
Before I had a concept of sex I still already knew that babies grow "in girl's bellies" as adults put it and I knew from TV shows that delivery was very painful, so I thought the stomach split open like a seed pod then healed up again. I thought this was the whole big damn secret adults were always trying to hide; that they didn't want "girls" to know that one day they'd just have to have a chestburster. I didn't wonder how it got there. I had no further questions