anon hate isn't real.

anon hate isn't real until you offer me money to delete.

unless you are willing to negotiate buying my silence, forever, i will never believe you hate me. i will ONLY believe you secretly pine for me in a way in which you are frollo, and i am esmeralda.

Boy brow by glossier

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Your troubles will soon cease and good fortune will smile upon you.]

republicans: video games cause violence!

academics: agreed because the military industrial complex uses them as a propaganda tool by glorifying guns and military campaigns and dehumanizing people of color.

republicans: no not like that!!

Me: Who’s this Mitski everyone’s talking about?

Me, 5 minutes later:

Nine Stories, J.D. Salinger. 1953

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

This post screams lactose intolerance