Buddy, my jokes don't suck. They rule.

polly pocket clothes

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

the most base human desire is just to do stuff with strings. weaving. cooking spaghetti. quantum physics. embroidery. uhh lacing your shoes to go on a run. a lot of instruments. knitting

the year is 2020, and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him

This post aged like milk

why are all the horrifying prophetic posts from 2017 what was going on back then

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

Now go forth and Kill

finished 7 deadly sins so i guess i really am gonna have to start watching naruto now ://

this is the funniest possible tag someone could have put on this post

Transform🐾

you can’t read a few text posts on tumblr and reblog a couple pictures of black lives matters and think you’re not racist. racism is a deeply engrained part of our culture - sometimes it’s not even conscious. you have to constantly question yourself. it’s pretty hard to unlearn 400+ years of institutional racism and in order for us to properly dismantle systems of injustice, we have to stop pretending we all aren’t part of the problem.

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.