Crime Is A Punk

This is so funny both with and without context

I forgot to add the picture

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what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

You know i had to do it to em

[cr: @/shniac on twitter // @/dunsolved on instagram]

@gematria-is-a-killing-name @lunar-leviathans @tootentichitach

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

This was all a bamboozle. There were a bunch of comics after this all leading up to a final one named “Gotcha :^)”

I know I am OP but I fuckin loathe this

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Mom loves Straight no Chasers (name of the group) so i hear this all the time and forget there’s people who havent heard it….

When you joke about how you look when you accidentally open the front camera but you realize that’s what the FBI sees all day

Damn, she just put the “cutthroat” in cutthroat kitchen.

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

in this house we love, treasure, and support the oxford comma

If you take ALL the commas out of this sentence, you end up with grammarian dragons.

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”