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complete randomness...

@regulartrashcollection / regulartrashcollection.tumblr.com

25. Florida. Hey it's María but call me M.J. Lots of fandoms...I don't even know what I'm doing half the time...enjoy.
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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

like we're really not gonna address the fact that he died of a "self inflicted head wound" literal hours after Boeings lawyers asked him to stay an extra day. We're not gonna speak on the fact that he told his family "if I die, it wasn't suicide " before he went to go testify. None of it huh

Oh? You haven't heard? I'm not surprised with how hard the media are parrying it

THAT TOO. LMFAOOO

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petzah394

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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chaussurre

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

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frengerino

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

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teaboot

SOMEONE KNOCKED ON THE TOILET STALL IM IN AND SAID "Hey, who took my stall"????? BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

Local bicth says "don't shit on my territory" and proceeds to declare lordship of territory specifically predetermined to be shit on by as many people as possible

Got scared to come out and see who it was so I waited till they left first. I have survived the seige of ba sing se but the fire lord will return

Statue of Sun Tzu on a black background. In white text, "whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy will be fresh for tge fight; whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." -Sun Tzu
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^^^^Me in the shitter tbh

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bathroamer

Congrats, if you strategically waited for the right moment to escape that makes you King Bumi

Behold your kingdom:

It's Everything I Ever Dreamed And More

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