Once read a fic where the author said that Jiang Cheng was always taking credit for the things that Wei Wuxian did and it's like... the only time that happened is when WWX killed himself and JC let everyone think it was him
legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
by talos this cant be happening
WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.
This is Biggles, my friend’s cat. Biggles is sixteen years old and pretty much blind.
From the moment I sat up in bed this morning, Biggles suctioned himself to me.
He is adorable.
idk how to caption this
somewhere justin bieber is trying to think of a way to name the baby “matthew marner bieber” without hailey divorcing him
to me cass is bruce’s favorite child only because she’s the only one that he can communicate with. with all his other kids his heartfelt gestures turn into arguments but with cass they can stand next to each other for 20 minutes and exchange 3 words and both of them consider it the most meaningful conversation they’ve ever had
Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.
🚒 the post 3x15 flashback we deserve
Eddie asking his attorney to change his will
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If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord