So- Since I missed Christmas- Does this mean I don' hafta go late Christmas shoppin' and this counts as an excuse?
goes along for the ride
stays for the muscles
muscles
only muscles
Oh-Well duh. I was just kidding, like, I kinda missed you actually it’s too bad I missed you for Christmas.
/She’s kind of excited now talking about this./
Cause cause I got a job and I’m making some good pocket change!!
D'awe, I missed you too! And I
sorta was here for Christmas.
Coulda at least sent me some
Christmas card or somethin'.
Then I might've come back a lil
earlier than expected.
{ !!! She's excited because you're
getting your own money!! But of
course because she's excited too
I guess }
That's great!! What did you get hired
as? What're ya up to in your daily
life since I haven't been here for
ages.
falls into ur gay arms
and basks in love
flexes muscles and rides into the no romo sunset w u
goes along for the ride
stays for the muscles
Masterlist of Memes
Symbols
- ☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed
- ♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle
- ☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day
- ☺ my muse trying to piss yours off
- ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years
- ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested
- シ my muse walks in on your naked
- Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked
- ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours
- ♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss
- ۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up
- ღ a forehead kiss from my muse
- 웃 my muse torturing yours for information
- 유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse
- ♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses
- ♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed
- ≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body
- ? my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask
- + my muse has died and your muse is included in their will
- ◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised
- ♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse
- ✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward
- ♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward
- ❅ my muse rescues yours
- ✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse
- ● my muse’s turn offs
- ○ my muse’s turn ons
- △ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match
- ⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey
- ✧ our muses having dinner together
- ☎ my muse drunk dials your muse
- ✈ our muses on a flight together
- ☼ my muse giving yours a massage
- ♡ my muse flirts with your mue
- ☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison
- ♌ your muse visiting mine in prison
- X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.
- ☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together
- 〰 our muses are at the beach together
- ❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things
- ✑ my muses daily routine
- ❂ a new years eve memory from my muse
- ✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss
- ✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone
- ◙ a christmas gift from my muse
- ♍ a sexual story from my muse
- ₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together
- ❊ a regret my muse has about your muse
- ♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars
- ♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s
- ♐ my muse hearing your muse scream
- ♑ our muses go out for coffee together
- ♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave
- ♓ my muse injures your muse
- ✄ your muse injures my muse
- ☩ a dream my muse has about your muse
- ☨ my muse searching for your muse
- ☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse
- ✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick
- ✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down
- ✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia
- ✝ a confession from my muse to yours
- ✙ our muses shopping together
- ✠ our muses watching the stars together
- « a past memory with our muses
- » a daydream my muse has about yours
- ✐ a mistletoe kiss
- ✎ our muses going to a costume ball together
- ✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together
- ♔ a kiss on the cheek
- ♕ a kiss on the palms
- ♖ a kiss on the back of the hand
- ♗ a kiss on the nose
- ♘ a kiss on the eyelids
- ♙ a kiss on a bruise
Sentence Memes
- "You belong to me"
- "I found you"
- "I’m in jail"
- "You make me so hot"
- "I have to leave"
- "Please don’t leave"
- "And what about our parents?"
- "Who did this to you?"
- "You shouldn’t have done that"
- "What happened last night"
- "We never tell anyone about this"
- "So, you want to play games?"
- "Does that require pants?"
- "Lets just have a lazy day"
- "Then go kill the bitch"
- "I’m pregnant"
- "You broke me"
- "Don’t touch me"
- "You can’t fix this"
- "There’s nowhere we can hide"
- "I’m not listening"
- "Who do you think you are?"
- "I don’t need you here."
- "Did I fall asleep?"
- "A little evil goes a long, long way."
- "I will not die."
- "I don’t care."
- "I have no regrets."
- "I feel numb."
- "All monsters are human."
- "You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."
- "You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”
- "How many time have I told you to be more careful?"
- "Let’s get you to bed."
- "I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"
- "Are you crazy?”
- "Do you trust me?"
- "How did you escape?"
- "Is that blood behind your ear?"
- "Take. This. Off. "
- "What’s in it for me?"
- "What’s in it for you?"
komdu into my gay arms
falls into ur gay arms
and basks in love
/Walks up to her and narrows her eyes./
Where were you…? I missed my piggy bank…I mean…
I know what you mean. But hej- I'm back here now! And at least you in s o m e way missed me. And that's all I coulda ever ask for. { ♥ }
i want a completely platonic girl/guy friendship like super super close best friends minus the whole “we’ve been in love with each other our entire lives but haven’t worked up the courage to say anything” factor like just straight up best friends !! like being each other’s wingman/woman !! changing in front of each other bc they’re comfortable w/ each other it’s whatever !! being attached at the hip !! sleepovers all the time !! late night drives to nowhere screaming to the overplayed song on the radio !! best friends who would literally take a bullet for each other !! please !! give me this !!
sweater weather
Send me "Sweater Weather" for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly hiding under my muse's sweater or shirt.
{ 8| what } { rly doesn't know what to do so.. Awkward patting along with this? }
Send me "Sweater Weather" for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly hiding under my muse's sweater or shirt.
looks at followers list
well shit people still follow me?
my I'm flattered<3
LEVERAGE (TV SERIES) VERSION
- "Dammit, ___!"
- "It’s a very distinctive…"
- "Let’s go steal a…"
- "Age of the geek, baby!"
- "People like that… corporations like that, they have all the money, they have all the power, and they use it to make people like you go away."