surely the conses wont quence

"kill then with kindness" wrong! REVERSE BEAR TRAP ⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩🔩⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️

horror of being perceived vs desire to be adored

i believe jesus once said "give a man a tesla model 3 and he will drive it for a year. give a woman a 2006 toyota camry and she will drive it for a lifetime"

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

a single screenshot from a homosexual on Tumblr will make me want to watch a film more than any promo material a media company could ever offer

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

possibly the most important addition this week on Hozier Liked

Indentured servitude is opresssion.

Indentured servitude is not chattel slavery.

The Irish were oppressed and have a history of indentured servitude.

The Irish were not bought and sold or held as property generation to generation.

Please stop confusing the two. Thanks.

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Like Michael Buble and Santa

yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them

This the one

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.