- Moira Donegan in The Guardian
ramadan mubarak to all my beautiful mutuals who celebrate it, may it fill your hearts with peace and hope 🌷🦋🤍
RYAN GOSLING performing “I’m Just Ken” | 96th Annual Academy Awards (March 10, 2024)
the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
him: you better not be cunty cousin it when i get there
me:
will never recover from this tag
it just occurred to me how funny this is, like
when the terrified villagers showed up raving about mythical beasts, George was all willing to go along with it in terms of providing them shelter and food, but he had to draw the line at sending soldiers because he fundamentally did not believe them that a griffin had popped out of legend to attack their village (understandable)
and that just makes me picture a monty python-esque scene where like some village leader is like "IT WAS A MONSTROUS BEAST! IT HAD CLAWS LIKE SABERS! YOU HAVE TO SEND MEN" and George is just like "Mmm, mmm, yes, I hear you...but like, are we sure that maybe it wasn't just...a bird?" and the leader is like "IT HAD THE HAUNCHES OF A LION! THE HEAD OF AN EAGLE! IT WAS NO BIRD MY LORD!" and George was like "Like maybe a really big, kind of aggressive, scary bird though?" and the villagers were like "MY LORD, TWAS A GRIFFIN, YOU MUST SEND SOLDIERS!" and George was like "Yeah...no, I'm probably not gonna do that...but hey, how about we all go have a nice dinner, my treat, everyone get a good night's rest here...and then tomorrow when everyone is feeling more relaxed we can circle back on that bird idea again, see how it strikes you then."
Imagine him having to go back to the villagers like
“Ok, so turns out there was indeed a mythical beast of legend that popped into existence in your village, so that’s egg on my face here, am I right? That one was on me, my bad guys. How about this I owe you a freebie- free soldiers, no justification needed, next time you ask. Like a one time get-soldiers-free card. So anyway, good news: it’s now totally safe to return to your village, you will not be attacked by the griffins anymore. Bad news: they also will still be living there when you get back, we didn’t eradicate them we just made a treaty with them. How? Oh well apparently the Riders just like found some girl who can talk to animals and she says the griffins agreed. Yeah that 13 year old over there who is, uh, currently scolding a squirrel, she’s uh, like super magical in this way we’ve never seen before and….uh, yeah…
…so why don’t I just go ahead and assume you’re using that get-soldiers-free card today, I’ll get a squad together and send them back down to the village with you now”
The villagers learning lying is not possible in their home anymore:
George delivering the news, oblivious to their unhappiness because his mind is going a mile a minute delightedly thinking about how their village is now going to be his go-to site for debriefing informants and questioning captives:
AND his beautiful strong wife is home!! This is a great day for him
going to bed
oh i don't know what young adult needs to hear this but you should google what day your 10,000th day will be & set a reminder in your calendar. it happens somewhere in your 27th year. i was really bummed when i googled my own and found out i had missed it by like 2 months.
(if you missed yours too, no worries, we both get another chance to celebrate 15,000 at 41. Unfortunately you will be 54 years old before you are 20,000 days old, at which point we will have overthrown the concept of linear time anyway)
life is very cute, and you have struggled a very long time to be here, and i love you. sometimes i think we need to invent our reasons for celebration. maybe today you are 10,345 days old. or 12,345. or 8,435. maybe u should just celebrate because it is a weekday, and those are hard days. i love u , light a candle and blow it out. i'm proud of you for staying.
get yourself an older sister that will do this for you
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
this is like the opposite of trying to use a finger pinch to zoom on paper
#every winter for the last couple years there's been a few winter storm advisories and they're like#DO. NOT. TRAVEL. TO. TAHOE. DO. NOT. DO IT.#and ppl do it. and every year I'm like wow if only there was a notorious story in american history abt#ppl traveling through the northern california sierras during severe winter storms............... - warnings by imwritesometimes
bank of england waiting to print the king charles money
rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat
my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere
rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature
rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature
rule #3 is never talk to the police
[Image ID: Tumblr tag from 12u3ie reading: #and the puppy dog #darubyprincxx /End ID]
does every irish person know each other????
BARBIE (2023) BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017)
@lgbtqcreators creator bingo — parallels
today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."