pizza🍕

My cat’s first car ride

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982 1983 1984 1985 & 1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

Being the friend with overprotective parents

Spooky Boo Brownies

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

when the leaf looks crunchy AND THEN IT’S NOT

I sometimes feel like you guys experience life in a much more intense way than me

Parks and Recreation Halloween candy!

ONE OF EACH PLEASE

keep your eyes peeled

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:

does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

GTA tutorials be like

artistic af

I’ve watched this 5 times in a row

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in