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★ whats up bros ★

@ghost-cosmonaut / ghost-cosmonaut.tumblr.com

scumbag lowlife piece of shit || João, he/him, 23
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angelicguy

nirvana were so cartoonishly 90s. like just cartoon characters

A poet before his time.

lol its not even a hidden meaning or anything he just doesnt like his grandparents

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android1000

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

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grosezero

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

Sorry for my image 

that only happens when you listen to ed sheeran

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i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

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deancaskiss

that moment when the jumbled letters of your mutuals url finally clicks and you piece together the actual words of their username

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mothspaws

List of numbers I hate

If you use these numbers fuck you

I’m going to shatter you into a gongulquideus pieces for defending these SludgeNumbers

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barillapasta

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge mussols. i mean some serious bibols. a real set of bibbols. packin some geegols. massive goosextols. big ol’ gongulquideus. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger double-hyper-godkubikgathors. humongous tethracross-turreted-dustaculated-tethracubors.

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If you've read a lot of political theory and you think to yourself "I should start a YouTube channel where I explain political theory to the masses using my big fat brain," that is the voice of Satan. That is the Devil whispering in your ear and tempting you down the path to damnation. You must be strong.

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