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@lieutenantdantaylor

The last queer bender
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god i love history

What the actual fuck? I need this story

once upon a time in 1400s-1500s germany there was a guy named Georgius Sabellicus who described himself as “Master Georgius Sabellicus, Faustus Junior, Fountainhead of Necromancers.” this pretentious fucker got himself a doctorate and was referred to as “Doctor Faustus” or “Doctor Faustus, that eminent necromancer” whenever he came up in civil records of his time. he became world famous–or whatever was considered ‘world famous’ in 1510–for his ability to foretell the future. after he died, rumours sprang up that he had gained his powers from satan. eventually, those myths gave rise to the “Faust Chapbook,” a deeply christian story about a man, Johann Faust, who turned from god to satan and was served in his life by a demon named Mephistopheles. this legend was beautifully dramatised by Christopher Marlowe circa 1592 with his play “The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus,” and again by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in 1808 with his play “Faust.” both versions preserved and expanded upon the character Mephistopheles, resulting in the name entering popular culture in association with magic and tricks. 

in 1939, famed poet T.S. Eliot wrote “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.” one of his poems opened with this banger of a line: “You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees! The Original Conjuring Cat.” 

in 1977, Andrew Lloyd Webber began writing a musical adaptation of Eliot’s book. this musical, “Cats,” hit broadway in 1882. The Jellicle cat Mr. Mistoffelees, still a powerful magician, featured prominently.

in 2019, well, the movie adaptation of “Cats” was released.

Thus:

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yondersonder

Tumblr users could solve a murder faster than any detective on earth I stg

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bread-tab

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

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heckoffmate

Vocal warmups.

SQUIDWARDS AND PLANKTONS SENT ME

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isa-ghost

SQUIDWARDS GHGHJGJHDHJG

PATRICKS IS BASICALLY JUST PATRICK AS A CHARACTER OH MY GODS XD

NO WAIT YOU GUYS

SQUIDWARD LITERALLY FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR

THAT WASN’T JUST AN ANIMATED VISUAL GAG

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trashyswitch

I approve of such chaos…

Okay I know Clancy Brown is Mr. Krabs but I wasn’t prepared to hear Mr. Krabs’ voice coming from Clancy Brown

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petalpetal
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musashi

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

It was James’ turn with the brain cell

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writtenskyes

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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kunfyouzed

THIS. This IS Dick Grayson! And I can completely see him having a page and posting these videos and in the end is one with Bruce, who just looks so tired, the looking at the camera meme

“Dick, can you please just walk normally for once?”

Dick: “No.”

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