hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

SO MUCH TO LOSE - CHAPTER 9 - dark!Joel x f!Reader

Rating: 18+

Words: 7.4k

Chapter Tags:  sexual tension, mentions of suggested abuse, girl-bonding, Joel being Joel, reader being oblivious.

PREVIOUS CHAPTER HERE

A/N: Y’ALL really came through with the comments! It made me stay up far too late typin’ away. But I’m glad to deliver this to my sweet audience and I hope you continue to bless me with your thoughts, reblogs and funny tags. Also lemme know if you have money and wanna give me some because your girl is BROKE y'all. BROKE.

Wednesday - my bb, my light, my sweet please never stop commenting on A03 because I read those like others read stories. I laugh, I cry, I emote. Never stop.

Also, two people should NEVER ride a horse when one’s in a saddle. It’s horrible for the horse! But this is fiction so y’all gotta forgive me for it, all right?

Lastly - Chapter 10 is.... gonna be memorable. That's all I'm sayin'.

Wherever you go from here, you have to promise to take care of that little boy for me. You gotta promise, Miles.

Into the Spider-Verse (2018) / Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

finding out i’m blocked by someone is like … damn what could i possibly have done other than be extremely annoying…..

not gonna say it again

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

Sharper, stronger, harder

shot in the dark but d'yall have anymore el gato spidersona's especially gwen's and miguel? mucho gracias ajajajaja

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

can i just—

EVERYONE GIVE ME SPACE IM MANIFESTING

I’m going to watch this movie SOON. But until then… 🔥