you can now find me at @AssCreedScripts, being salty about the most important flick of the year ✌️
Assassin's Creed Unity revealed!
holy fuck it's in-game footage
Torres, can you fucking not
asscreedtranscribed reblogged
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Do you even care about connor
Induction into the Templar Fashion Order.
May the Father of Style guide you.
Stede Bonnet's long awaited freedom.
Just wondering when it's safe to submit ac4 images without being smited. (smote?)
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Desmond’s message for Valentine’s Day.
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angryqueerwhitehalfwoman
fuq u desmond at least u had a gf until you killed her
#assassin's creed#transcribed#Happy Valentines Day#yea rebloggin myself all the way#old posts ftw#tbh i don't even care i am waiting for Left Behind with a bottle of Bacardi and two blunts#that is my valentine#i like writing these tags even though i know you ignore them like my daddy ignored me and turned me into a tumblr dadaist comedian#thanks dad
I mean seriously. Wow. What do you guys want now? How do I sate the masses? SO MUCH PRESSURE.
I solemnly swear I will start with Black Flag posts soon enough. I haven't actually played the game yet, I was waiting for the next-gen console which was delayed here bc reasons etc. Anyways, I'll be done with exams in two days (A's bitches i'm hella good) and right after I marathon myself into oblivion with the Golden Age of Piracy, I'll be transcribing in no time.
tl;dr expect ACIV:BF soon, ifly guise
but first i'm getting so drunk
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Connor, Haytham, and Edward Runway