me and my girl talkin dirty

gf: babe what do you want me to do to you?

me: I want you to explain how Spongebob Squarepants seemed to be the only fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Everything in this underwater world we know as Bikini Bottom is pretty westernized in terms of its customs and general rules. so do they not have labor laws? Spongebob should only be working 40 hours a week because we all know that Mr. Krabs would never give Spongebob any overtime. So we can only assume that he has 2 days off. Being the only restaurant in Bikini Bottom would warrant it being open at least 6 days a week and that is far too many hours for Spongebob to be constantly working there. So who is the other fry cook? 

gf: hun i didn’t mean–

me: babe. who. is the other. fry cook.

this is how I feel all the time. surrounded by fake ass people.

me @ a korn concert

everyne…brush your hair……

Hand of god

abandoned love series by peytonfulford

T.G. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #128 (via frootist)