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abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!
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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨
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mud friends
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little cenozoic guys
(hyaenodon, langstonia, smilodon, dromornithidae, stegotetrabelodon, glyptodon, moropus)
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i don’t understand where did “fred is a boring rich asshole” characterisation come from. this boy has been a cheerleader a camp counsellor a circus acrobat a guy who’s special interests are traps and nets this boy can’t even listen to rock music because its too much for him like are you kidding me
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Lilo & Stitch 2002, dir: Tony Leondis
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“Come, dear.”
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Kryn magician about to unleash Hot dunamancy spells.
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Children of the Underworld
My cover for @cosmiccowzine ’s PJO zine!
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Oh yea it’s all coming together
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Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
delearyus
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science
… couldn’t help it….
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“In reading a novel, any novel, we have to know perfectly well that the whole thing is nonsense, and then, while reading, believe every word of it. Finally, when we’re done with it, we may find – if it’s a good novel – that we’re a bit different from what we were before we read it, that we have changed a little, as if by having met a new face, crossed a street we never crossed before. But it’s very hard to say just what we learned, how we were changed.”
— Ursula K. Le Guin, foreword to The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)
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i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.
it looks like this:
it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.
fire alarm (ringing)
me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately
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i don’t usually bully my boyfriend on the internet but
yeah i was there