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Leon: exists
Literally everyone: omg itβs Leon. Hiiiiiiiiiii β¨ π β¨
Prince Rielle - Demo sketch
I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
Chisaki Kai: *villain, yakuza, abuser and murder*
(Y/n): ....
(Y/N): BABY! *holds him tightly*
Kai: *angry* I freacking murdered people
(Y/n): sassy baby!
Kai: LET GO
my soulmate: gurl why do you like [insert villain characterβs name here]?
me: heβs HOT and iβm β¨mentally illβ¨
Can I request actual gentleman thief au scenario where Akira is pulling heists under the name Arsene Lupin and S/O is the detective trying to catch him but gets their heart stolen by our charming and stupidly attractive phantom thief? :3
honestly the best (and basic) AU ever. just saying
Reader is gender neutral
CW (CONTENT WARNING): Swearing, suggestive themes
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βWhere is he!?β
βSend more guards!β
βQuickly! To the entrance!β
Out of the loud, clunking of metal armor that the palace guards, you hurried to the top of the tower, hoping that your legs wonβt give out on you. Your lungs were already burning by each step but you held out. Not when your target is already so close. The narrow stone walls didnβt help in giving you some oxygen or the stairs so thin that your ankles were almost breaking.
With one final push, youβve reached the top. You swung open the door and raised your voice to the red-clad thief.
βHold, Arsene Lupin!β
The man in question stopped his movements. The only sounds were the winds lapping against your ears and your heartβs heavy beating. He wore the bright red coat that was an eyesore to you and the ridiculous top hat that was the basis for his logo. He slowly turned to face you, his face obscured by a white mask. His eyes were dark, full of mysterious intent and his smirk. His goddamn smirk that led you to pull your hair out every time you look at it.
How theatrically dramatic.
βMy detective,β He purred, βyou grow more alluring each time we meet.β
You swallowed in your saliva and straightened your posture. βSilence, thief! You have no where to go!β
Clearly, you were meant to say that in a threatening tone but with your already burning lungs, shaky legs, and palpitating heart it was like your voice is a rusty knife trying its best to cut vegetables.
Arsene chuckled, extending his free arm out and curled it back in to bow extravagantly. βTil we meet again, my fair detective.β
He jumped off the ledge with the treasure. You gasped as you ran to the edge, hoping that he wasnβt that stupid to jump off without gear. With a strangled yelp, you saw him with a make-shift set of wings to glide away from the palace.
βDamn it allβ¦β You muttered.
After a few weeks (and a sore body) you immediately brought yourself back to the case.
Arsene Lupin, a gentleman thief renown for his insane acts of thievery and the ever famous calling cards. The objects in question were delivered to mostly corrupt royalties and other criminals the state guards canβt catch. Youβve yet to know his true motives, only piecing tiny pieces that he targets only those who βhave distorted desiresβ.
Whatever that means.
It infuriates you to no end that he always eludes you. Youβre a staunch detective, one of the best by all means. With Arseneβs wicked sense of justice, you took pride in taking his case. Call yourself delusional (itβs better that than Sae, no joke), but you were dead-set on taking him in prison.
Not in that context.
The worst part of your job is that the youth of the city were against you catching Arsene. They argue on about heβs the true advocate for justice and not the βuselessβ soldiers they have. They are slightly right though, not going to lie.
Stillβ¦
βHeβs good.β You concluded to yourself. βToo good for me to even pinpoint his whereabouts.β
You were back at the palace he previously raided. Other detectives were scattered everywhere, searching for any evidence of the thief. Though you knew better they were for naught. Arsene is cunning enough to never leave anything behind.
βHonestly why would I even bother?β You said to another detective. βWe know heβs slippery.β
The detective chuckled. βI wonβt conclude it that easily.β
You gave him a pointed stare. βHow would you know?β
He smirked and grab something from his coat pocket. βWe found this inside a jewelry box in the princessβs chambers. I believe this is something you should read.β
You glared at him and lowered your gaze to his hand and gasped. A red card with his logo. With fidgeting hands, you grasped the card, holding it like itβs like a bomb that could go off whenever. You breathed in and flipped it over:
To the marvelous detective that leads a ray of hope for justice,
Your days of chasing my case will soon come to a close
There is one last treasure Iβve yet to take
Meet me where the last time we parted, love.
βHeβs deadββ You muttered. βIβm going up to him with my bare hands and slay him.β
The detective immediately backed off from your words. In fact, anybody who stood your way scurried far from you. The people slowly dwindled down as you entered the same tower you climbed.
Suddenly your stomach didnβt feel so good.
βMy godβ¦β You breathed out, taking one more step. βI hope he knows what heβs up for when Iβm up there.β
You werenβt just going to kill him; youβre going to cut every limb off his body, slowly, and bury them all in different places. With one final push, you opened the tower door. You breathed in and out as many times as you could before confronting him.
And is god toying with you, he isnβt even here.
βGoddammit, Arsene!β You screamed at the empty space. βI will seriously hunt you down with a saber andββ
Gloved, slender fingers covered your vision. βDonβt be like that, love. You look adorable by just trying to catch me.β
You brought your head back to hit him. He let out a short grunt of pain as you turned around to push him away. He was having none of that however, he wrapped his arms around you, trapping your arms inside. With each struggle, Arsene pulled you to himself closer. You squirmed against him, hitting your fists against him but it feels like itβs all for naught. The man wrapped his arms around you tighter. After a few minutes, you slacked your struggling as he lets out a breath of relief.
βWhat do you want, thief?β You spat out.
He grumbled. βI could do without your poisonous words.β
βLive with it, Lupin.β
He groaned and hung his head low. Then he brought it back up, this time with the god-forsaken smirk on his face.
βWhat would it take for me to take your heart?β
βYour obituary.β
He huffed, smirk disappearing. βYou grow more alluring and more rotten each time we meet.β
βYour lines are getting more redundant each time we meet. Tongue-tied, Arsene?β You teased.
He didnβt say anything, instead grabbing both your hands in his and twirled you around, somehow resulting with you in a dip with him dangerously close to your lips.
βWhat can I say, darling?β He whispered, breath fanning your face. Β βYou have me speechless.β
He lifted you up, remembering to keep his strength if you attempted to run. He placed his hand on your back as he clasped the other.
Waltz, eh?
βWhat are you up to, Arsene?β You said to him, choosing to follow what heβs doing.
βRemember what I said, love?β He replied, slowly swaying your bodies as his left hand crept up to your left chest, fingers hovering over your heart. βThereβs one last treasure Iβve yet to take.β
If your heart was beating hard during the climb, it was ripped to shreds when he leaned forward, coal eyes burning with intensity. βYour heart, love. Will you let me take it?β
Man I sure do love Overhaul
Man, I've been getting back into BNHA recently and I know how fucked up Chisaki is but he's kinda hot ngl
And cute too? He's my pretty man <3
Lady Nagant dragging Overhaul around like:
presents my tiffanie cat yun-jin agenda
are you ok
disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and itβs impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and thatβs honestly the most hilarious verified disney factβ’ ever
the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now itβs turned off permanently
The really hilarious part is that the busted Yeti is even worse than this description makes it sound.
TL/DR version: the structural layout of the Expedition Everest attraction is so complicated that Disney had to use a technique called βprevisualisatonβ to construct it - essentially a four-dimensional blueprint that specifies not only how the structure should be put together, but the exact point in time that each step should occur. That precision in timing is actually kinda critical, because if certain parts of the structure are subject to stress too early (e.g., before the concrete is fully cured, before additional supports have been installed, etc.), theyβll be permanently weakened.
Well, long story short, when the ride went into action, Disneyβs engineers quickly discovered that the numbers werenβt adding up: the internal stresses the ride was producing every time they turned the animatronic yeti on were literally tearing the whole mountain apart. Itβs clear that something got screwed up during construction: either somebody performed a step with the wrong timing, or in the wrong order, or the previsualisaton was messed up to begin with. The trick is, they have no idea what the actual error was - and the ride canβt be repaired until they figure out what went wrong in the first place.
So now they just point a moving strobe light at the motionless yeti to create the illusion of motion, which is why itβs been nicknamed the βdisco yetiβ.
When companies have too much money and need to chill
hereβs an example of what the yeti looked like whenΒ it actually worked.
yo uhhhh thats fucking terrifying
THE YETI IS AMAZING and I so badly wish I could have seen it action. (Disco Yeti is my friend tho)
But this is a very important point.
The yeti is not broken.
The yeti works perfectly. But due to some calculation error
They canβt turn the yeti ON or else heβll tear down the mountain.
So now their biggest and most impressive animatronic ever gets strobe lights flashed at it so your eye is tricked into thinking it moves.
Disco Yeti my beloved <3
Me: "I love you"
FANON Kai: "I love you Angel, you mean everything to me. You're the light of my life and the reason why I've changed for the better. I will always love you and care for you although I dont deser-"
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Me: "I love you"
CANON Kai: "Please shut the fuck up and get away from me or you'll be reduced to atoms you insolent pest."
Bakugou: I have feelings for you.
Y/N: *beams* Really?!
Bakugou: Yeah, I feel like youβre really fucking annoying.
Y/N: *starts to tear up*
Bakugou: *panicking* Wait, no-
Art by Boris Groh
what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum.Β βoh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude weβre trying to play horse.β perfect, i love it.Β
If youβre cold, theyβre cold! BRINGπTHEMπINSIDEπ
Holy shit the body language in that last one is KILLING ME.
Please, do yourselves a favour and click the link.Β The above pictures are just a selection from an excellent collection, and the artist sells prints of them.
Super big fan of these nightmarish beings having the personality of cows and/or outside cats
@copperbadge this seems like an aesthetic youβd appreciate
Boris Grohβs work is this really interesting mix of like, horror-whimsy, like above, and art that is, in the best sense of the word, genuinely emotionally distressing. He must be a fascinating person to know.Β
βGood.β
Shoto : What are the rules of Monopoly?
Y/N : If the game lasts over 4 hours you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.