Finally someone said it!

when u fake broke cuz u gotta save

Except...I'm real broke...

#disneydadjokes (image via vinylfive)

This made me laugh out loud.

REBLOG THIS if you think a healthy relationship can include BDSM.

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

Let's raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

OH FUCK

That’s the plan

reblog always

This is so damn cute

Relationship goals

Reblog if you're a WLS blog.

THIS SPECIAL IS SO IMPORTANT.

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YOU CAN HAVE BOTH, THOUGH, GUYS.

I just saw this on Reddit and I felt a little like people thought this was a new idea, but just wanted to say it originated in the 1860s when John Godfrey Saxe wrote, “Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.” Saxe was a lawyer and a poet…a mix we don’t get enough these days.

hard g fo life yo

No.

DAMNIT YARDWOCK!

In 2001, what grade were you in?

There are people out there...who don’t even get this joke...

Don't fuck with boys who: