Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
String identified: g a ac cat a ca ’ a t at a T a a t g
Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish
Did you hear that buddy?
You’re a radish.
I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.
Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
take your time
lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all
I love u
Omg no way I love you too that’s so wild, you should marry me about it
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Idk, here take a glittery gay Yugi.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
LMAO
There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”
The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.
levi fucking "spends post-war free time handing out candy and signing autographs to kids" ackerman