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Slasher and Wooley for @alamogirl80's birthday!
Happy birthday!!
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sometimes i look at my oc's and think "boy i wish they would smooch" and then i remember I can just let them do that :^)
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A loving reminder from me to you that your favorite character thinks you're hot af. And if that's not your jam they absolutely think you're the coolest person alive.
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I've been obsessively drawing the boys post-intruder lately. Here's some warmups from the last couple of weeks, starring Slasher and Wooley, who belongs to @alamogirl80
#oh god#you're killing me#you're swriously killing me.#the fourth pic. that's it I think my soul left my body.#the perspective. the pose. it's so powerfull and then Kitfox's FACE? gorgeous.#i LOVE how great you are at showing emotions just by body language?? and then your expressions are so strong too????#I'm seriously sitting here looking at this like 'yeAH KITFOX YOU SHOW THEM!!!!!!'#this beautiful beautiful man pls you deserve all that I have#and his grey temples??? yes?? he's getting old i love this detail so much 😭😭#woah and the sparring. you captured the movements soo well#gosh I love every single pic#pluto's face ahdkajdö yeah he really reminds me of a cat#pluto what did you do to piss Wooley off#and oh god Sunshine looks so skeptical fjakdjs#he kinda looks disgusted by whatever shit Pluto did again#Pluto pls give Sunny a break. or just. pls don't give him or anyone a headache#also love how Sunny is a big boi but Slasher still doesn't care#okay let's look at today's to do list#oh my i guess it's time to look at these the whole day!#aah thank you so much for this amazing food. I'll take even the tiniest doodles of them but here you are giving us a FEAST every week#bless#the intruder fic#kitfox#sunshine#pluto
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there's so many more characters that could fit here so please feel free to complement this chart if you want
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Younger Frostbite and Kitfox, on shore leave
#FROSTBITE!!!!!#my beloved grump with a big fat soft heart.#Frosts smile!!! his *smile*!!!!!!!!!#it's barely there but I spotted it and it warmed my heart so much. i won't need to wear any jackets this winter.#his face is a small line between 'oh god Kitfox 😑😑' and 'oh god i love my brother ☺☺' and i live for that#how dare you making me feel this and then rembering what happens to Frost#but at the same time: pleeaase give us more of them. i want more interactions between them!!#((ofc no pressure but I'd sell my soul for more of any of your OCs))#kitfox#frostbite#the intruder fic
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They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)
oohhhh brain juice strong today
here’s the plot bunny that just jumped out at me:
-Cody is a purge trooper, serving under Darth Vader
-Vader somehow gets ahold of baby Luke, and assigns Cody to Luke personally, with orders to protect Luke at any cost.
-Cody is a good soldier
-Cody follows orders
-Cody decides that Luke’s current situation is, in fact, not safe. Partially because the Emperor clearly intends to train Luke as an apprentice and Cody can see what that did to the last guy (there is no way Cody doesn’t know who Vader is), partially because children need things like “friends” and “positive role models” and “houseplants”, partially because of Vader himself (Cody’s like “wow this possessive obsessive murderous asshole’s gonna give this kid so many daddy issues”)
-Cody yeets himself and Luke the hell out of there
-Cody proceeds to find the safest, most supportive, most house-plant-y place he can to raise Luke, because Cody takes his orders seriously
-Cody gets really offended whenever anyone suggests that he deserted or is on the run from the Empire, because he’s a LOYAL SOLDIER who’s just FOLLOWING ORDERS
-When Luke joins the Rebellion, Cody does too, because he’s still gotta protect Luke
-he insists that he is still a loyal soldier of the Empire, and for all intents and purposes, he is, he’s just, on special assignment.
-When Rebellion leaders express concern about the Purge Trooper actively professing loyalty to Vader and Palpatine, Luke’s like “oh lmao don’t worry Dad’s just like that”
-Rex is so confused and pissed off
-but also happy
-Above Yavin IV, Cody manages to steal a TIE fighter and hovers aggressively behind Luke, shooting the shit out of anyone who comes near him
-Luke is on Bespin. Vader is on Bespin. Vader is dueling Luke and taunting him about the Dark Side. Vader is about to disarm (and dis-hand) Luke. Vader gets fucking tackled by a purge trooper, out of fucking nowhere. Cody just. fucking YEETS himself on top of him, punches him a couple of times, then grabs Luke and books it.
-Vader is so confused
- “was that fucking CODY”
-he thinks Cody’s betrayed him
-he starts trying all the old secret communication channels that imperial spec ops has
-he gets ahold of Cody
-Cody is more than happy to give him a mission update, and is confused and offended when Vader accuses him of treason
- “I’m following orders sir you said to protect him and that’s what I’m doing”
- “you STOLE my SON”
- “I removed him from an unsafe situation and cut contact with individuals likely to have a negative impact on his emotional wellbeing”
- Vader has zero chance of winning this argument, Cody has an entire library of parenting books and child psych texts to throw at him
-anyway fast-forwarding to the Battle of Endor
-Luke and Vader face off again with Palpatine being an evil cackling shit in the background
-Luke has decided that since Cody is “dad” Vader can be “father”
-Luke getting zapped by Palpatine, “Father please, help me”
-Vader having an existential crisis
-out of fucking nowhere, Cody just full-body tackles Palpatine and yeets him into the reactor shaft
-Vader: “…I was gonna do that”
-Cody: “glad to hear it, sir. Keep it up and I might consider weekend visitation rights”
-also it is very important to me that Cody has been wearing his Purge Trooper armor this entire time. The whole 18 years or so of raising Luke on the run, Cody got up every morning and put on his Purge Trooper armor, because he is an on-duty soldier of the Empire and just because he’s on special assignment doesn’t mean he’s gonna skip out on his uniform
“ He warmed up some blue milk for me- you want some?” - AM LIVING FOR THIS TAKE, THANK YOU @maulusque
LMAOOO THIS AMAZING. Never knew I needed this. XD
This part SENT ME.😂😂
i LOVE THE NEW ART and also i feel it is very important to add:
-Cody’s black armor is not Vader’s fault. It’s Cody’s. The Empire was majorly shaking up the army’s aesthetic and Cody is always a man On Top of fashion trends, and he saw Vader’s armor and went “pffft i could wear that better”
-when Vader said “protect Luke at any cost” Cody interpreted that literally and persuaded Vader to set up an untraceable bank account with a truly absurd amount of money in it. After Cody absconds with Luke Vader can see money coming out of the account but he has no way to figure out what Cody’s buying or where he’s buying it and it pisses him off so much
-Obi-Wan is still alive in this timeline. he’s been trying to track Luke down but because Cody is Very Good at his Job he doesn’t find him until after Endor
-actually i think it would be very funny if Obi-Wan showed up literally right after Endor, while they’re all having their celebration. Vader is there. Cody is hovering menacingly right behind Luke, who is trying to get his Dad and his Father to get along (Cody is confused because as far as he knows, he and his commanding officer are on perfectly cordial terms)
-Cody’s like “oh HEY obiwan” and immediately tries to kill him because technically speaking no one ever revoked order 66
-Luke still finds out that Vader is his father via Dramatic Reveal on Bespin. he’s upset that Cody didn’t tell him. Cody didn’t tell him because clones don’t have fathers so it literally never occurred to him that it might be relevant
-Cody absolutely follows Luke to Jedi Swamp Camp on Dagobah.
-Of course, he immediately tries to kill Yoda. Luke’s entire jedi training takes place on the move, as he and Yoda are fleeing through the swamp while being stalked by an Imperial Purge Trooper
-Luke still texts w/ his dad every night tho, to let him know he’s okay and having fun at Jedi Swamp Camp
-Cody’s like “okay honey don’t forget to eat ur snacks also you should be more careful about breaking vegetation i know exactly which direction you’re heading XOXO”
-Han Solo legitimately bails on the Rebellion because Cody gave him the Galaxy’s Most Intimidating Shovel Talk
-it only lasted about 5 minutes tho because Cody hauled him back because Luke would be sad if he left
-Luke finds out Leia is his sister. Cody finds out he has another kid to take care of. (Cody is fully capable of interpreting “protect my son” as “protect my offspring of indeterminate gender” because clones only ever had a vague understanding of gender anyway)
-Luke doesn’t inherit his father’s lightsaber from Obi-Wan. Instead, Cody hands him a lightsaber that he just happened to have lying around and told him “this belonged to some dipshit who couldn’t stop dropping it. I’ve added a wrist strap for you.”
-in this au, Luke’s fighting style involves a lot more bodily contact, because of reasons
-Leia asks Cody about her biological parents, since Cody knew them before the empire
-Cody: “your father was a dramatic idiot. Your mother was a dramatic idiot, but more compact.”
-during Luke’s childhood, Cody was absolutely that overly involved PTA parent who bullied everyone into making cookies for the school bake sale
-he was also the parent who organized playdates and volunteered to chaperone all the field trips
-Luke’s first teacher deserves a fucking medal because during the first parent-teacher conference of the year a fucking Purge Trooper shows up and sits down and starts asking questions like “is Luke getting adequate social support in your classroom” and “what changes should we make at home to support Luke’s education” with a very serious face.
-Cody has difficulty helping Luke with his homework because it’s not like they ever taught clones things like history or writing or literary analysis
-Cody is NOT afraid to request a meeting with the teacher to go over the subject material so he understands it well enough to help Luke
WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS:
-Return of the Jedi, Act 1. Scene: Sarlacc Pit. Cody’s mostly sitting back because he and Luke came up with the “backflip off a diving board over certain death while R2 yeets you your lightsaber” plan and he’s very confident in it
-however
-Boba Fett comes zooming in to do some fuck shit
-and immediately gets tackled by Cody, who just throws him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and hauls him away going “idiot little brothers need to quit touching my shit”
-Boba is immediately overtaken by childhood instincts and goes “i am OLDER THAN YOU” before he even realizes who’s carrying him
-Cody kidnaps invites him over later so Luke can meet one of his (many, many) uncles. it is horrifically awkward.
I’m sorry everyone here’s another:
-Luke’s preschool teacher: “and uhh how old are you, Mr. Trooper?”
-Cody, an Imperial Purge Trooper, very seriously: “sixteen”
@midnightmeatsubway i made a brainstorming doc bc i’m apparently writing this now and i have decided that Cody never actually gets his chip removed because it’s funnier that way. Like, Rex ties him down and the surgeons try, but for ~obscure medical reasons~ it’s too risky bc it would probably kill him like Tup’s did. So Order 66 remains in full effect for Cody until Vader officially revokes it after Endor. And then he offers Cody a formal discharge with full honors. Cody’s like “it’s been an honor serving with you sir” and then the moment he’s no longer legally under Vader’s command he just, decks him right in the face because he’s been wanting to punch Anakin literally ever since he met him.
Cody still tries to kill obi-wan on sight, though, just for old time’s sake. Only difference is now they can sit down for tea after.
-Cody gets to retire back to whatever planet he raised Luke on, and he brings Rex and Wolffe with him because Seelos sucks. Luke ends up founding his Jedi Summer Camp less than an hour away.
-awkward family dinners with Cody, Luke, Leia, Vader, Rex, Wolffe, Boba, and Ob-Wan.
Hold on hold on hold on:
I AM *WHEEZING* XDXD
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Anonymous asked:
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.
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+ bonus (someone that should be feared):
I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:
@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.
Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.
Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.
There goes anon’s hopes and dreams
nyaanarchist
more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it
What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….
Every day and every night, I am reminded by this site that language is a concept humans have created and that words have meaning. I am reminded every day and every night of this fact viciously and brutally by this site. We should have never crawled out of the sea.
world heritage post
terrible job everyone
I KNOW I JUST REBLOGGED THIS BUT THE WORST POSSIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED
my friend is super into star wars so I sent him the link to this post just to fuck with him and he texts me back “I’m at a funeral.”
I SENT MY FRIEND A POST ABOUT SOMEONE WANTING TO FUCK JAR JAR BINKS WHILE HE WAS AT HIS UNCLE’S FUNERAL.
I AM SO DISTRAUGHT. HOW DO I RECOVER FROM THIS
There you go, y’all. We have a new contender for best reply to this post coming in strong.
(Pls tell your friend I’m sorry as well)
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kit and sunny enjoying an evening beer
#ALARM!! ALARM!!!! MY HEART'S GONNA SELF DESTRUCT IN 3..2..#HOLLYYYYYY!!!#THAT'S IT. I'M DONE.#THIS IS TOO FCKNG CUTE FOR ME!!!!!!#oh god oh god I'm never gonna recover from this beautiful and soft drawing of these two#my heart is gonna burst. i love them so much.#sits in the corner of the room clenching my heart bc they're so.. so 💕💞💕💞💕😭😭#oh god you're amazing at showing so many emotions just by body language#Kitfox loves Sunny so much..#and Sunny instantly goes into little brother mood shajd#pls Sunny. let your big brother show ypu how mich he cares!!!#okay but. Holly. whatever you're gonna do in your new fic. please. PLEASE let them live. pls don't do this to me-#okokok I'm done for now but I think this is gonna live in my head for the next few days#the intruder fic#kitfox#Sunshine
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I am once again thinking about Madame Christmas’ bar in the 1890s…..
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Some sketches of Pluto and his little tag-along, plus Kitfox
#okay I've been looking at this for the last few days and my love still hasn't faded#someone commented that Kitfox looks like a golden retriever and. hell yES#also idk why I didn't notice it earlier BUT you drew his sniper riffle??? and it looks so fxkng AWESOME??????#and oh god Kitfox can take my heart and love and everything else but-#Pluto looks so GOOD here#i can't decide what i like more: his hair slickef bqck or his hair falling into his face like the emo boy he is??#uhm sir(s) please MARRY me???#and that you drew them so beefy 😩😩💕💞💕💞#I'm sorry for always rambling in the tags#when I have my uni assignments over I'm fonna throw love at them in a proper way#already thinking abt ideas I can draw heheee#the intruder fic
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Roy: The next person who walks out of my life, I'm going with them. I'm sick of my shit too.
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Some sketches of Pluto and his little tag-along, plus Kitfox
#agdkadalyhalfhak!!#dhakfhqlfhslfqhfkqöfa#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this is it this post made my heart explode#i love the way you draw faces eyes and expressions in general!!#I'm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this is so cute.. i literally have no words......#and. the last pic.#every time you draw Kitfox you're adding 5 years to my life#i see Kitfox smiling and my skin is clear. my heart is warm. my future is bright.#srqly tho his smile... don't mind me I'm having a moment here...#and his hair looks so soft#and his TUMMY 💕💞💕💞#btw that scar on his side is that from the intruder fic or 👀👀 is that from taking out the inhibitor chip#oh god and Pluto's reaction fhajdak c'mon be nice to your captain he's happy to see you!!#and the way the kid mirrors him aaaaaah#i can't wait to read this story!! take all the time you need tho!!!#the intruder fic#kitfox#pluto
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but not being in a romantic relationship or having little or no experience in a romantic relationship does not make you weird. Society just place a lot of weight on romance for some reason, so it’s seen as something everyone must want to be in. And I’m here to tell you: You really don’t. Not wanting a romantic relationship, not having experience with romantic relationships or having little experience does not make you weird. First of all love comes in many forms, and you can have a beautiful and fullfilling life without romantic love. But if you do want a romantic relationsship, know that you may feel a lot more alone or weird than you actually are.
The thing is, when society deems something as “desirable, important, a must have” then you will likely not have a whole lot of people raising their hands and talking about their experience if it goes against that “goal”. Which is why we need to share stories and broaded the spectrum of experiences. People feel alone, and they are scared of talking about their experience/wants, so because of that you actually don’t know how many are in the same shoes as you. And people who fit with these goals will speak more, cause they do not have the fear of being weird. There can be a million reasons why it hasn’t happened yet, or why you have limited experience. You’re fine, I promise. And if you want a romantic relationship now or at some point in the future, I hope you find someone really nice & gentle, whom you just click with. 🌸
#why were you never in a relationship??#shoutout to my first date this year#dude went all when I said I don't have any experience in that field#like wtf man idk it just never played out??#why would I be in a relationship just for the sake of it#srsly you do you#some day someone will walk into your life and it will fit just fine#even if you don't have any experience#and if not? if you don't want that at all? you go bestie you're AMAZING TOO