Not Your Mother's Blog

intrusive thoughts one day: youre going to die youre going to die youre going to die youre going to die

intrusive thoughts the next day: 🎵two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay🎵

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

“Donald Trump is in the news again today because-”

Imagine fucking up so bad that people protest you on all seven continents.

@ trump

This is art. (via zebrakebebra)

This shit makes me crack up every single time.

tinkle outside the binkle

IT’S BACK

The day I met my solemate

Pure post

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

everyone in 2016

this is his favorite