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i grabed one of the rotating hotdogs at the gas station and my whole body started rotating along with it

It's your favorite unhinged ghoul

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♥ L'Amour ♥

even more seester sketches

I have a special talent that turns company time into art of my wife

alien cats 💚‼️

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I posted this on Twitter yesterday evening and it got like literally 400 rts so I’m exposing you guys to it too

[acclaimed Kamen Rider actor Tetsuya Iwanaga on a quiz show]

“First, please transform into Kamen Rider Genm :)”

Iwanaga: [weird inhuman noise] [short pause] [smaller weird noise]

“And now, the question-”

you're letting your childhood trauma affect how you feel about a perfectly sane individual such as myself

(Jerma Voice) You understand oreos are, like, the worst thing you can put in your body, right? One oreo would take, like, ten minutes off your lifespan. (Five seconds of dead-silent gameplay) The order of, like, the worst things you can put in your body, it goes mountain dew, oreos, and then like.. (starts laughing) cigarettes. You might as well be eating cigarettes- (laughter builds up) smoking. No. Smoking cigarettes. You may as well be smoking cigarettes.

(Reading chat message) No, I don't eat fucking cigarettes. How- why would I- that wouldn't even, like, taste good. Chat, I wouldn't do that, I eat, like, normal food.

(Reading another chat message) "Wouldn't it be worse to drink liquid nitrogen?" I- wha- what even is that? Thats a fucking chemical. That is, like, the shit you clean your bathroom with. Okay, sure, yes, that would be worse than eating- SMOKING. Smoking cigarettes, oh my god.. I- I need to move on, I've been in this area for like ten minutes. Oh my god

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