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mainlining the secret truth of the universe

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funny things. pretty things. petty things sideblogs: @worththewhile28 @soulmatebehaviour
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kaelio

still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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nxiht
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I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

You tell him it isn’t enough but you’ll fix it if he does the most dangerous thing you can think of. He brings his toddler to do the job.

He’s wearing a biker helmet that he refuses to remove under any circumstances. The toddler is the cutest child you’ve ever seen in your life.

The child makes an earnest attempt at eating your dog

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(I got sent this and I think it's only fair to pass it on!) List 5 things that make you happy and then send this to the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you. ^-^

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1) This vine- there is so much going on and it’s all hilarious. I am #nochill with this one.

2) reading fan fiction. I’ve been reading it for years and I don’t read angst with no happy ending so it’s literally my happy place. 

3) Music, music, music- going to firefly in june because music.   also movies and tv and books duh!!!

4) Going to boozy brunch- I love love love me a bottomless mimosa brunch. Day drinking is one of my fav things 

5) wine, wine and in the wise words of queen regent Cersei Lannister “more wine”

And bonus (also called this is basically my 1-5 or 1-infinity on any given day) 

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