//Sorry for taking so long to reply - been dealing with some stuff. :x I can send the reply to you if you come back, but if you don’t, I’ll understand. Lord knows I’ve left a couple times.
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But tbh we just don’t talk because I think you’re busy.
“The longer this conflict with Lissandra goes on, the less advancement the Freljord makes. Demacia, Piltover, and Noxus all develop technology and magic to the point where our continued existence as a free state is little more than due to our inhospitable location. If after the war is resolved, we must go to war again against them, I will join the charge. But don’t expect me to hold false hope about our chances of winning.”
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//I’m looking at it, and it doesn’t look like there -is- one. I would advise clicking my icon in your dashboard and scrolling down the posts for it. I will be looking into a new theme because of this, though.
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Veigar slowly wandered through the Frejilord’s icy mountains in awe. Feeling not even the slightest hint of discomfort from the frigid temperatures. He was muddling through Lissandra’s words, not really paying attention to his surroundings. Veigar was pulled from these thoughts by a thunderous roar. He wandered closer to it’s location, his curiosity piqued.
Slowly he peaked over a frozen outcropping to spot a massive white figure clad in the most massive of armors. “What are you?” He asked, still in an inquisitive mood.
Small creature, smelling of magic. The Freljord wouldn’t have let it through to the furthest north if it had been weak, so the great bear nodded in respect. “I am Volibear of the Ursine.” The chief turned to look at the small one, having finished partaking of the echoes from the valley below. “And you are a yordle, from the opposite end of the continent.” As the bear approached, the disparity in their sizes became clearer. “What brings you to the cruel north?”
//Going to start pre-planning the Captain Volibear fic. For people who aren’t in the know, it’s basically me putting a headcanon into words. Looking at Volibear’s model in classic vs. Captain, Voli’s arms and legs aren’t quite right. So my theory is that Voli lost his limbs, and needed them rebuilt in Piltover.
//I got my first pentakill today. Played as MF adc. Because the enemy Teemo gave me a sporting chance rather than camouflaging himself.
"I will make you a fish dinner if you give me a piggy back ride."
Not even a moment’s hesitation: “Deal.”
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the kitty gently climbs onto the bears back. “What kind of fish we talking here? I had an Ionian salmon dish in mind.”
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“Salmon would be good, yes.” The bear started walking off in whatever direction was indicated. Salmon was hard to come by in the Freljord during the dark winter, so any chance to get some was worth being made a transport.
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“I have a cabin not a long distance from here if you want to come by. I can cook the dish for you there.” he geeently, hesitantly, reached to scratch behind one of voli’s ears. “You’re heading in the right direction so far.”
“... I’m not sure which is more surprising. That I went in the right direction the first time, or that you own a cabin.” But the bear continued to amble in the specified direction.
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Playing as Volibear and the enemy team has both Zilean and Lissandra
"I will make you a fish dinner if you give me a piggy back ride."
Not even a moment’s hesitation: “Deal.”
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the kitty gently climbs onto the bears back. “What kind of fish we talking here? I had an Ionian salmon dish in mind.”
“Salmon would be good, yes.” The bear started walking off in whatever direction was indicated. Salmon was hard to come by in the Freljord during the dark winter, so any chance to get some was worth being made a transport.
"I will make you a fish dinner if you give me a piggy back ride."
Not even a moment’s hesitation: “Deal.”
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"Teemo wants to have a pet Volibear."
“I can think of five mothers who have cubs ready to take on apprenticeships, if you’re willing to work with someone almost as big as you. They like fish at that age, so you know.”
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“Why don’t you be a pet of Teemo? Teemo wants a big, armored bear for his pet!” Said Teemo, clinging to the other’s leg.
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“Well I can’t do it because,” Volibear’s face became totally unamused, “none of my lieutenants are competent to lead the tribe for long periods, I’ve learned.” But the Ursine smiled at the Scout. “Say, would you care for large, but mathematically challenged bear for a pet?”
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“You can’t?” Teemo said. The little Yordle looked pretty disappointed. “But it’s okay! Then Teemo won’t bother you more. And.. comes to think about, Teemo doesn’t have enogh money for raising a huge pet!” he said.
“I’m sorry, little one.” Volibear would try to pat the yordel reassuringly, as light as he could. “If I recall correctly, the jungle is just north of your city, yes? How about we go try to catch Nidalee or Rengar to be your pet instead?”
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"Teemo wants to have a pet Volibear."
“I can think of five mothers who have cubs ready to take on apprenticeships, if you’re willing to work with someone almost as big as you. They like fish at that age, so you know.”
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“Why don’t you be a pet of Teemo? Teemo wants a big, armored bear for his pet!” Said Teemo, clinging to the other’s leg.
“Well I can’t do it because,” Volibear’s face became totally unamused, “none of my lieutenants are competent to lead the tribe for long periods, I’ve learned.” But the Ursine smiled at the Scout. “Say, would you care for large, but mathematically challenged bear for a pet?”
"Tell me, do you fear that what you can not see, but can kill with a simple breath?" (Omega Teemo Mode)
“No, I don’t fear that. But I can respect it.”