Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:
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Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:
#Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima
im afraid
You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.
Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.
do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame
there is soooo much beauty in being a good person
Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity
Me, 9 years old:
remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
goths: melancholy
emos: depressed
punks: angry
titties: out
please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.
my dentist had so many fingers in my mouth i almost called him “daddy”.
Yall are fuckin weird
you don’t go to the dentist?
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
No, thats rigor mortis
rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta
You’re thinking of rigatoni
rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations
no, youre thinking of richter scale.
rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans
nah, thats ratatouille
rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents
That’s Remy Buxaplenty,
Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays
you’re thinking of Rickrolling
Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose
no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…
Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
No, that’s Ricky Martin.
Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.
No, that’s Rice a Roni
Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure
No, that’s a rigamarole.
Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
The origin story to end all origin stories
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
Wisest words of this century
This is the realist shit ever spoke
“You. Come. Here.”
“M-Me?”