Lurch from the 90s Addams family movies is a snack and I and Carianna both want to climb him like a tree. Happy Halloween 🎃

All the gays right now

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

IT’S HALLOWEEN

let’s have some fun!

from animal crossing, whose birthday do you share?? i share with ellie!!!!

tag your birthday and birthday bud!!!!

now with airpods when a girl lends you one of her earphones to show you a song there’s no need to lean in and get so close that your heart starts racing and your eyes dart around looking at everything except from her bc ur afraid that if u do look at her you’d feel what you think you feel for her in full force, now you can literally do that 10 feet away from each other and THAT is one of the many reasons why apple is lesbophobic

literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably

thank you alliums for making food taste good

Artist: Bambi Edlund Instagram: @bambi.vision

Gotta love the mug section of your local thrift store

Hey @ianterweb... I'll pay you to send me that mouse mug. It has been a long time since I've seen something I needed SO MUCH.

tag urself dissociation version 

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

Tags courtesy of @bobbyxwasabi

#bible au#except i'm having just a lot of posts in my bible tag that are basically canon#like imagine if the leader of your boy gang got fucking arrested and publicly executed and his mom and his bff definitely buried him#and three days later his wife is like oh Jay is back#and you're like............ back?#he didn't go to the store he got fuckin speared#and Tommy is like if it's really Jay let me see#and you all go and there's J-Dawg#and like he's all shiny now like the end of hercules#and Tommy is like fuck this ghost shit and demands to feel the wounds#and like its not a ghost Jay is back and his mom is just super cool about this#like what are you supposed to do except be like the 'im not a rapper' crowd and flip the fuck out#anyway Pete I want you to tell everyone why I did it#J-Dawg you messy dramatic ho I love you

My art style can best be described as “I only have an hour of true art drive and I BETTER FINISH IT ALL BY THEN OR ELSE”

D&D ask meme

1. A favorite character you have played.

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

3. Your favorite side quest.

4. Your current campaign.

5. Favorite NPC.

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

13. Introduce your current party.

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

18. Does your party keep any pets?

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

22. What color was your first dragon?

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

For DMs

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

27. Do you allow homebrew content?

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

For Players

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?