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asatlsway πŸ‰

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29. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±. INTJ. ♀. ☭. πŸ’šπŸ’œ she/her. keep your rage in one special place, we'll use it later πŸ—‘οΈ
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fall-out-boy

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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liquidcoffee

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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omtai

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

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bbanditt

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

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sanjista

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

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guardgenie

β€œIn a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

Happy 22nd of April, everyone!

10 years of embarrassing OP’s sister!

Let’s make it 11!

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beetledrink

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like β€œi saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament πŸ‘€

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

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penny-anna

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TOΒ ?????

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pinkifingers

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

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