This is my coup de gravy!

Fuck off squidward you always ruin me and patricks fun well im not fucking having it anymore squidward do you know how goddamn long i had to deal with you squidward every day i tried to be nice to you cause i genuinely liked you man but youre really starting to piss me off these days squidward i cant fucking believe you and im getting tired or you im sorry for blowing up but its the truth you need to let go and if you refuse to let go at least dont drag me and patrick down. im going jellyfishing if you need me. bye.

My vibe about ships since forever tbh

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

babygirl you make me feel like i hit the juckport one trillion

man fuck Hasbro and fuck all these CEO's laying off game devs fr

also:

“In terms of the game's (bg3) indirect impact on D&D, the popular livestream Critical Role is often credited for a D&D renaissance of sorts after its meteoric rise to popularity in the mid-to-late 2010s. I can only imagine the massive success of Baldur's Gate 3 will be paying dividends for its tabletop roots for years to come. It's some of the best advertising you could possibly ask for”

The failure is at the top

"men always lie" yeah, lie on their back and hold their legs up and moan

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

“what’s xe saying” eeeeeeeeee

stop reblogging this without the addition if i dont have neopronouns in my posts theyll end up in terflandia by like 500 notes