i want blizzard to patch in a ‘no’ button so that when widowmaker spams ‘i need healing’ from a hidden sniper ledge ten miles behind the payload i can let her know exactly how i feel about it

I legit saw this and I thought halo was gonna be added to overwatch

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Was in a match with all D.va’s and I got be Soldier Dad for all of them. I love all my gremlin children

tfw ur kitten evolves into a furry bara

persona 3 Aegis .thought Aegis is not new character.I still love her amazing design! 

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I imagine d.va could easily rig a coffee maker to the meka

you know that thing actors do when theyre pretending to play a video game? like, they rock their body really hard and basically throw the controller around to give the illusion that theyre playing really hard?

there’s a word for it, originating from pinball players rocking their body to try to influence the path of the ball

g u n c h

I say gunch all the time and I had no idea

girls laugh at me because my lock picking skill is only level 40

holy shit

white people man……

But the English settlers came legally to colonize the new land

How the FUCK was it legal? We entered a country without permission and slaughtered practically all the natives. Explain how that’s legal.

“Legally colonize” is an oxymoron

i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

imagine that. at one point american war planners truly believed that the soviets would look at a map of america, see ohio, and say ‘yes. that is the state we want to bomb. that is the the state that is more important than any other state’. that’s how much fucking heavy industry we had

but what’s really interesting, for people who have actually been to ohio, is that the soviets never did actually bomb those places. you know youngstown? that’s just what it looks like normally. no one exploded a nuclear warhead there

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

this is accurate

Conservatives:  Why don’t you all care about me?!  

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

Conservatives: Why are you all protesting the election results?

Protestors: So we wont die because of your beliefs.

Schrodinger’s conservative: pushing the ‘bootstrap myth’ of individualism on other people as they complain that their reality is very difficult and need direct government help and unconditional empathy.