when not even being intoxicated makes u laugh
Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books
costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
incredible show
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Why did someone die in my inbox
i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
i hope your tuesday is fine
Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED
bitch